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I love the image of a Mario with a "done with this shit." Look on his face in a Santa outfit. For Samus and Palutena especially.
Santa Mario: Ho ho ho! Hello children! Come tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
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Ness: Santa, I want a new rule established.
Santa Mario: Oh! Well, Santa doesn’t know much about how to make rules, but go ahead and tell me.
Ness: I want you to make it official that PK Fire spamming is a viable strategy. If pressing multiple buttons repeatedly in succession is how you win games, then using one thing should be okay too.
Santa Mario: Eh….sure…
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Leaf hands Santa Mario a picture of a Snom.
Santa Mario: What’s this?
Leaf: That’s Snom. It’s a Pokemon in the Galarian region. I’d get it myself, but they won’t allow my Pokemon in. For some reason.
Santa Mario: I see. Well, I’ll be sure to-
Leaf: And I want 50 of them.
Santa Mario: … What?
Leaf: I want 50 Snom’s.
Santa Mario: Oh…Well, that’ll be a lot of work for Santa…
Leaf: You have time. Oh, and I also want a Hatterene. But be warned, it will beat you senseless if you feel emotion.
Santa Mario: …
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Dark Pit: I want a reason to smile.
Santa Mario: (hands him Pichu)
Dark Pit: …Well played.
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Pit: Let me get this straight. You live in the North Pole, which is beyond freezing. You have a workshop filled with an unknown number of elves, constantly working day in and day out to fill in the requests of the increasing number of children. You have reindeer that can fly, a wife…and you still manage to keep in healthy condition just through milk and cookies? How?
Santa Mario: Trade secret.
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Santa Mario: What do you want, little child?
Villager, smiling: …….
Santa Mario: ….That’s horrrifying.
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Lucas: I want my brother to come back to life….
Santa Mario: O-Oh…um, I only give materialistic presents and toys…
Lucas: At the end of the day, aren’t we all just the toys that the universe plays with, forced to suffer through multiple forms of agony and sadness in this cruel game called life…?
Santa Mario: ….
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Red: S-So…there’s this adult, right? I met him recently and…okay, how do you…give someone who’s like….a dad…but he isn’t your dad…a Christmas gift without-
Santa Mario: Don’t worry. Terry will like anything you give him. He’s really laid back.
Red: W-What? I’m not getting something for him! I’m asking for a friend! It’s not like I think of him like my dad or anything!
Santa Mario: Sure you don’t.
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Samus: I want Ridley to die.
Santa Mario: Ma'am, this is for kids.
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Toon Link: I want… a #4….some fries…a smoothie….um….Jr, what do you want?
Bowser Jr: Give me a kids meal! And make sure it has a toy!
Santa Mario: Um, I’m not a restaurant. I give gifts.
Toon Link: Yeah. You getting me a gift is the same as buying a gift, except I don’t pay for it. Me asking you for food is the same as getting a gift because at the end of the day, you’re giving the food to me. Difference is, with you, I pay nothing. Transactions involve money. Gifts are free
Bowser Jr: Now give me my food, old man!
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Palutena: Santa…what do you give someone when they’re…naughty?
Santa Mario, instantly knows who she’s referring to: Ma'am, I’m the Santa for kids. If you want the Santa who knows about adults, go ask him.
Santa Mario points to Santa Snake.
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Blue: I want Squid Sisters merch.
Santa Mario: Oh, which ones?
Blue: All of them.
Santa Mario: …Again?
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Meggy: I want some weapons.
Santa Mario: Really? That’s tame considering the others. Which Ink Weapons?
Meggy: All of them.
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Marth: I need a gift for my friend.
Santa Mario: Just tell Ike how you feel.
*looks at who ended up being the new fighter*
... I mean, yeah.
Three slots Remaining
Master Hand: Three slots, only three bloody slots left
Crazy Hand: Well not if there’s a surprise phase 3 but yeah, you’re screwed.
Master Hand: Sephiroth managed to calm down a lot of the old school gamers. but the saltiness is out there, OH the horrible saltiness. I better strengthen the wall.
The funny thing about this is, if this was an actual Tekken game, that would totally be an ending.
Min Min got the last laugh
https://kira-vera.tumblr.com/post/654172652219613184/had-to-doodle-this-stupid-idea-before-i-forgot