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Kanako: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN’T BELIEVE I MARRIED YOU!
Suwako: I’M ANNOYING?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!
Kanako: WELL YEAH BUT YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Sanae: I think we’re done playing Uno for the night…
What if Kasen HATED her arm?
Kasen’s Arm: Do you think that I would ever let you go? Do you think I’d ever set you free? If you do, I’m sad to say it simply isn’t so. You will NEVER get away from me…
Kasen: All that you are is a face in the mirror! I close my eyes and you’ll disappear! Kasen’s Arm: I’m what you face when you face in the mirror! Long as you live, I WILL STILL BE HERE! Kasen: All that you are is the end of a nightmare, all that you are is a dying dream! AFTER TONIGHT I SHALL END THIS DEMON DREAM! Kasen’s Arm: This is not a dream my friend, and it will never end! This one is the NIGHTMARE THAT GOES ON! I am here to STAY NO MATTER WHAT you may pretend! Kasen: And I’ll flourish long after you’re gone! Kasen: Soon you will die and my silence will hide you! You CANNOT CHOOSE but to lose control! Kasen’s Arm: You can’t control me, I live deep inside you! Each day you feel me devour your soul! Kasen: I don’t need you to survive like you need me, I’ll become whole as you dance with death, and I’ll rejoice as you breathe your final breath..! Kasen’s Arm: I’LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER, YOUR PARTNER HERSELF BY YOUR SIDE! Kasen: NO! Kasen’s Arm: AND I KNOW THAT NOW AND FOREVER, YOU’LL NEVER SEPARATE YOURSELF FROM YOUR ARM! Kasen: Can’t you see it’s over now? IT’S TIME TO DIE! Kasen’s Arm: No not I, only you! Kasen: If I die, you’ll die too! Kasen’s Arm: You’ll die in me, I’ll BE YOU! Kasen: DAMN YOU, ARM! SET ME FREE! Kasen’s Arm: Can’t you see? You ARE me! Kasen: NO! Deep inside…
Kasen’s Arm: I AM YOU, YOU ARE IBARAKI-DOUJI. Kasen: No, never! Kasen’s Arm: Yes, forever! Kasen: Goddamn you, Arm! Take all your malice and rot in hell! Kasen’s Arm: I’ll see you there, partner! Kasen: Never!
Ran: Are you feeling any better now? Chen: Yeah. Ran: Okay, good, because I’ve got a lot of-
Chen: No! Ran: I’ve got work to do. Chen: No.
Chen: No work. Only cuddles.
Keine: I have to say that second graders skipping on the playground is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Youmu: Let’s both read the same cookbooks, note want we want to try and see if there’s any overlap.
Yuyuko: Deal!
Youmu, thinking to herself: That one seems complicated, that one has ingredients we can’t get…
Yuyuko, thinking to herself: Ooh, this, this and this look tasty.
Youmu: We don’t have a Dutch oven, a five hour cook time!?
Yuyuko: Tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty…
Youmu: I chose 27 recipes altogether.
Yuyuko: I got 38 from this one alone.