Inej Being A Workplace Cryptid Is Not The Hot Take I Thought Id Be Landing On Tonight But Here We Are - Tumblr Posts
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Kaz, age thirty, deciding that the pièce de résistance of the myths about him is that he’s got a wife, so now he uses the mysterious and elusive wife in casual conversation (“Get talking, I promised my wife I’d make it home at a decent hour for supper”). This has the intended effect of being completely fucking confusing because now EVERYONE in the Barrel is working double time to try and figure out which poor sap is unlucky enough to be married to sarcastic little shit Brekker. Like Kaz would just mention his wife so much in conversation just for kicks but all everyone knows about her is 1) she’s radiant 2) she must be a Saint if she can withstand Kaz Brekker Himself enough to literally marry him and 3) Kaz is slightly scared of her
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look yes kanej would want to keep their relationship a secret as much as possible for security reasons. however
Kaz would definitely be like my wife this. my wife that. never says her name or makes any real reference to her but mentions her existence
constantly
this drives the dregs insane
inej being a workplace cryptid is not the hot take i thought i’d be landing on tonight but here we are
similarly kaz would be equally well known among inej’s crew
all they know about him is 1) very smart likes puzzles 2) very rich 3) very sweet and a huge suck up
if slash when her crew finds out that he’s literally the bastard of the barrel there will be SO much yelling. inej has to host a q&a
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