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Hello besties! Welcome to the remake of my blog! I have a few things I'd like to say before you scroll down, so let's get started!

My name is Sky (not my real one, but real my name has been posted - let's see if you can find it!), does make the whole "not skyguy" thing a little confusing tho lol

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You are a pedophile or zoophile
You are anti-palestinian
You do not support the LGBTQIA+ community
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My tags:
ins yaps - Me talking about smthn or other
ins rb - me reblogging smthn
ins loves avatar - me reblogging or talking about Avatar: The Last Airbender
ins love peanuts - me reblogging or talking about Spy x Family
ins loves kotlc - me reblogging or talking about Keeper of the Lost Cities
ins loves EPIC - me reblogging or talking about Epic: The Musical
ins loves wof - me reblogging or talking about Wings of Fire
ins loves star wars - me reblogging or talking about Star Wars
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ins art - my art tag (i have HEAPS of art, very rarely post any of it lol - my first posts on the original blog are all art tho)
koalas and emus - my tag for anything to do with Australia
purrs and cuddles - my tag for when i reblog or post about cats
rainbows - my tag for when i reblog or post about LGBTQIA+ (THIS TAG HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED)
NOTE: I am starting to use "sky" instead of "ins". I have made over 700 posts and my lazy ass is not going back to change them all, so I will just say here that you will be able to find a majority of my posts under "ins" still.

That's about it! I'd also quickly like to thank @yellow-computer-mouse @sombrathedragon @mythos321 for remembering so quickly about the url change! You guys really are amazing!

And one last warning.....

And also, one more thing i'd like to mention,

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Edit: I've just realised not everyone knows about my previous blog, so I'm tagging it so y'all can see my old content! lmk if it doesnt work! @imnotskyguy
Happy scrolling,
Love, Sky!
Mutiny
this is based on the song "Mutiny" from Epic! Fitz is Odysseus and Keefe is Eurylochus
"Tell me you didn't know that would happen," Keefe almost begged Fitz, though he could already feel the guilt wafting off of him, almost as thick as the rain pouring down.
"Look me in the eyes, Fitz." Fitz wouldn't look away from the ocean, so Keefe stepped forward. "Tell me you didn't just give up six of our friend's lives, Fitz, please."
Fitz gripped onto the side of the balcony tighter. The feel of guilt almost choked Keefe, but what made him stop was the resolve.
"SAY SOMETHING!" He shouted, hating how his voice cracked. Finally, this seemed to get a reaction from Fitz, who spun around and Keefe got his first real look at him since Scylla. His hair lay stuck to his face, artfully messy in a way Keefe couldn't help but admire; his eyes were darting everywhere, almost wild-looking, but the teal still took Keefe's breath away.
He was always so effortlessly handsome.
"I CAN'T!" Fitz's scream cut through his thoughts and shattered the silence.
Keefe swallowed, and the lump was almost painful. He drew his sword, determined to protect the last few men he had with him.
"Then you have forced my hand." Fitz seemed to pale.
"Keefe..." his voice was quiet, nervous, and his emotions radiated it too. "Lower your weapon." What did Fitz think Keefe would do? He'd willingly let six people die. Keefe couldn't let that happen again.
"You miss Sophie so bad you're willing to kill." Keefe spat out Sophie's name like it was poison-she was a great person, sure, but worth sacrificing people? No. A hot flash of anger erupted from Fitz.
Fitz drew his own sword. "I don't want to fight you! You would do the same if you were in my position."
Keefe adjusted his grip on his weapon, his palms feeling sweaty. "If you want to make all the choices you get to have all of the blame!" He lunged at Fitz, slashing a cut through his clothes.
How am I supposed to trust you now? Keefe thought as hard as he could, wondering if Fitz's telepathy actually didn't work or he was lying.
The captain seemed to flinch, though that might have been from the cut.
Fitz advanced forward. "Keefe, you need to move because you are not getting in my way." With each flash of their swords Keefe could feel himself get more and more lightheaded as Fitz's guilt seemed to melt away, hiding itself into something smaller. Fury and determination grew in its place.
Keefe lunged forward, and in an attempt to block Fitz's sword, he moved forward too far and it cut through his clothes-and, Keefe realized with growing horror, embedded itself in Fitz. Fitz let out a loud, horrible scream, and staggered back.
A huge wave of pain rushed through Keefe's blood and he immediately kneeled next to him.
"No, no no," Keefe muttered, and yelled behind him. "Do any of you know how to clean a wound?"
No one answered, so he yelled at them to find the nearest island. He needed to help Fitz. He was furious at him, but he was still his friend.
He turned around, trying to ignore Fitz's body, and called for all the crew to dock at the nearest island-they were running low on food.
In a few hours, they'd found one, with hundreds of bright red cows dotting the landscape. When they landed, Keefe told everyone to stay on the ship while he scoped it out.
After a few minutes, he'd decided that it seemed generally safe, though he still couldn't find a single human soul that he could ask to give Fitz come help.
Next to him, a cow mooed.
Keefe could feel his stomach growl.
"Where are we?" asked Fitz, and Keefe jumped, hating himself for letting Fitz sneak up on him. Turning around, Keefe saw that Fitz was being supported by two of the crew members, his dark brown hair frizzy across his face and his signature smile a little wobbly.
Keefe wanted to make a comment about how he shouldn't be standing up but kept his mouth shut.
"We're on an island-the first we found." Keefe turned to him, forcing a grin on his face even when he felt the huge amount of pain Fitz was in.
He kind of deserves it, though. A tiny part of his brain reminded him. Because of him, six people are dead.
Fitz pointed to one of the cows, talking to him almost like Keefe hadn't nearly killed him hours before.
"These are Apollo's cows, you see that statues over there?" Keefe could barely hear him, fingering the grip on his sword. How long could one cow feed the crew?
At least a week, and they'd be actually full for the first time in a while.
A wave of panic coursed through his veins, and he snapped his head over to Fitz.
"Please don't tell me you're doing what I think you're doing." Fitz told him. "These cows-they're sacred. We can't kill them."
Keefe laughed, a sad, quiet laugh. "Fitz, you know as well as I do that we're never going to make it home."
Fitz shook his head quickly, and placed his hand on his sword again. "You don't know that, Keefe." He stepped back, and Keefe quietly missed the proximity. "This is the home of the sun god, do you know what will happen if we kill his cows?"
He ignored Fitz, and quietly unsheathed his sword. "How much longer do we need to suffer, Fitz?" Taking a step forward, He heard Fitz's panicked voice behind him, asking him to stop.
"How much longer until you decide that we're not important enough to go home? How much longer until you decide that you want to see Sophie so badly that all of us have to die?"
Fitz flinched, and Keefe took the opportunity to kill the cow, and Fitz let out a yell.
"What have you done?" Keefe spun his head around at the terror in Fitz's voice and in his veins. "You've doomed us all, Keefe! The cows were immortal-the sun god's friends! Who do you think he'll send now that you've killed one?" Keefe's blood turned to ice.
Fitz staggared up to the ship, but Keefe quickly scooped him up and sprinted onto the ship.
"Everyone, grab an oar and row as fast as you can!" Fitz roared.
The entire crew did as they were told, with punctuated with shouts of "Faster!" coming from Fitz, until a clap of thunder came and pure terror radiated off of him, his face turning deathly pale.
"We're too late."
Ok but to me this literally sounds so weird. Idc if you can pull the king of the ogres, idc if someone don't have a flat ass, idc if I read that al wrong
I feel like it was just keyboard smash with words.

🎶he's just a guyyyyyyyyyy🎶
(epic reference y'all)
Your honor please he’s just a blonde guy
i need to return my library books that are like 5 months over due I'll brb
i finished spy x family.
I am sad.
I need another hyper fixation already popular that can watch.
Have you watched gravity falls?
Observe the poor estimation powers of Wattpad.
Wait, is Saturday actually three days from now?
Wow, um, I actually didn't plan to be finished so early so I guess I'll just drop the chapter now....
Surprise I guess?
I have a feeling that @myfairkatiecat and @permanently-stressed might like this one
It's got some Sokeefe makeouts, I counted 2 but I might be wrong, who knows. And there's also a little bit extra that I didn't have to put in but Katie got my when I was sleep deprived and convinced me I should do it
So yeah, enjoy!
Wattpad, you'd better be taking notes rn.
Wait, is Saturday actually three days from now?
Wow, um, I actually didn't plan to be finished so early so I guess I'll just drop the chapter now....
Surprise I guess?
I have a feeling that @myfairkatiecat and @permanently-stressed might like this one
It's got some Sokeefe makeouts, I counted 2 but I might be wrong, who knows. And there's also a little bit extra that I didn't have to put in but Katie got my when I was sleep deprived and convinced me I should do it
So yeah, enjoy!
That's possible it might count that too
Wait, is Saturday actually three days from now?
Wow, um, I actually didn't plan to be finished so early so I guess I'll just drop the chapter now....
Surprise I guess?
I have a feeling that @myfairkatiecat and @permanently-stressed might like this one
It's got some Sokeefe makeouts, I counted 2 but I might be wrong, who knows. And there's also a little bit extra that I didn't have to put in but Katie got my when I was sleep deprived and convinced me I should do it
So yeah, enjoy!
Also thought o should mention if a fandom is in my desc it means its a main hyprrfixation
k yep thx for letting me know
OMG CRICKANA 100/10 HELLO
(and YES youd be biana)
I think im the irl Sophie foster. I have blonde hair, brown eyes. I tug at my eyelashes as a nervous habit. I have a photographic memory.I Procrastinate about sleep.I have a grumpy, nosy old neighbour.I don’t look like my parents. All that’s missing is a Fitz and me being an elf (I don’t think I am…)
oh well you are actually so much cooler than me (like ily sm my beautiful girlfriend that is actually my girlfriend) huh who said that? anyway like you are like so cool and so powerful and im only slightly less powerful than you but aside from that (we're the ULTIMATE power couple..hehe) WHAT WHO SAID THAT and im so cool and youre so cool
I think im the irl Sophie foster. I have blonde hair, brown eyes. I tug at my eyelashes as a nervous habit. I have a photographic memory.I Procrastinate about sleep.I have a grumpy, nosy old neighbour.I don’t look like my parents. All that’s missing is a Fitz and me being an elf (I don’t think I am…)
I LOVE THIS SMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE FIRE AT WRITING FICS!!!!!1
Keep Your Friends Close
This is the third chapter of the Ocean Saga!!!
tags (as to be added or removed): @myfairkatiecat @sombrathedragon @bookwormgirl123 @thesfromhms @ham-cheese-toastie
@justalunaticfangirl
When Fitz reached the highest point on the floating island, he called out, “Great goddess of the Wind, Aeolus, I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but a massive storm is blocking our path to home. Can you help us out?”
A bright peal of laughter rang from the clouds. “Ha, ha ha! You found me. Let’s play a game!”
“A game?” Fitz asked. Usually, god games didn’t go over so well….
“That’s what I’m willing to do for you. If you win, you’ll get what you want.” Fitz couldn’t see her, but he swore she winked after she said that.
Fitz sighed. “Deal.”
A bag made of some type of rough fabric materialized next to where he was standing. “That bag has the winds of the storm trapped inside. All you need to do is not open the bag.”
“That sounds too easy. What’s the catch?” Fitz said suspiciously.Â
Aeolus laughed again. "Just remember to keep your friends close and your enemies closer! And don’t trust anyone. If your crewmates want to open that bag, you have to say no.”
“Okay,” Fitz said, hoisting the bag over his shoulder.Â
When he returned to his fleet, several of his men asked, “Captain, what is that? What's trapped in that bag?”
“Something dangerous friends, please don’t open it,” he answered.
“It’s treasure!” Aeolus whisper-shouted through the wind.
“What?” Fitz was confused.
“Bye-bye, little hero!” Aeolus said breezily.
“Open the bag!” Keefe demanded.
“Let’s see what you got!”Â
“No, do not!” Fitz snapped. “Everyone listen closely. This bag has to stay closed. It has the storm trapped inside. We can’t let the treasure rumor fly!”
“We’ll try,” the crew echoed.
ONE WEEK LATER
Fitz was lying in his quarters, searching for Sophie.
SOPHIE!! He transmitted over and over.
After the sixth try, he got a response. Fitz! I’ve been so worried! Are you alright? How’s the crew? And Keefe? And Dex?
Fitz winced. They’re fine…except Dex. He, um…Well, let me fill you in. He shared his memories of the Cyclops’s cave, and the battle, and his strange interaction with Aeolus.
When the last scene ended, there was a somber silence from both of them. Fitz, I’m so, so sorry.
It’s fine. Fitz's tired brain couldn’t handle dredging up those feelings. I’ve been awake for nine days. We’re so close, Sophie. I promise.
Fitz's tired brain couldn’t handle dredging up those feelings. I’ve been awake for nine days, just trying to make it home without storms or tidal waves. We’re so close, Sophie. I promise.Â
Fitz's eyelids were starting to droop. His eyes, his soul, his heart..what wasn’t beginning to be a weight?
Try to stay awake, darling. Sophie pleaded.
I keep trying to embrace you both… why won’t you let me?
He could vaguely register that that didn’t make sense, but he was too… tired… to… care…..
He was ripped back to reality by a cold gust of wind. Wake up! It called. Wake up, Fitz, they’re opening the bag, WAKE UP!!!
He jumped up, sprinting to the main deck. He couldn’t see who had done it, but the bag of wind was wide open. “NO!!!!” he yelled. He fell to his knees.Â
All of those sleepless days, all of the protection… for NOTHING. Aeolus’s warning came rushing to the front of his mind. “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!”Â
If only he’d listened. The storm was unraveling, filling the sky with dark clouds flickering with lightning.Â
“Where’s the storm taking us?” Keefe yelled through the driving rain. The ship was being tossed around by the towering waves like it weighed nothing.Â
“I told you to keep the bag closed, but you didn’t listen!” Aeolus’s voice whispered in Fitz’s ear.Â
“Keefe, close the bag!” he shouted.Â
“But, sir, it’s too late!” he called back.
“No, no! We can save whatever wind is left to use another day! Come on!” he added when Keefe didn’t move.Â
After a moment his first mate darted to follow the instructions. Everyone froze when a deep chuckle erupted from the sea.
A husky voice boomed from the waves as a giant figure formed in the seafoam. “Fitz Vacker, King of Ithaca! Do you know who I am?”