Instead Of Bones Aching When Its About To Rain He Gets Achy Bones Or Maybe Some Phantom Limb Sensations When Orks Are Doing Stupid Shit - Tumblr Posts

( @eldritchlunch )

He’d explode I think—

Like sure he’d start off all fine and thankful for the time off

Then it’d kind of set in after the fourth snapping of the reinforced quills

Then ya know, he kind of gets his old man knee pains knowing the Orks are up to SOMETHING

And inkwells just really don’t squish the same as fungus or flesh 😮‍💨 and the stains are less intimidating

Then he’d have to break out the emotional support grot before he crushed the table as well

Then I think three guardsman would show up stuck in the rafters and he’d be gone for the next five hours before returning home covered in blood, who’s? No one knows.