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Noise marine whose excess is memories

Noise marine who can’t let go of his past so he endows his music with it

Noise marine whose songs cling so hard to his nostalgia they hold little pieces of him

Noise marine whose music entrances listeners, whose music sends you into a daze of your favorite memory. Until the room is silent and still as people with glassy eyes shed tears as they remember embracing loved ones, parents faces, comrades in their arms one last time, memories listeners thought they had all but lost.

Noise marine who soon stops playing, and leaves his listeners begging for more, to feel that memory just one more time

Noise marine whose music is a drug, where listeners want to hear it again and again and beg for him to keep playing just a bit longer

Noise marine who enters a battlefield and merely plays a mournful ballad, who stops the enemies and even his allies in their tracks. Whose songs are so powerful his brothers dare not ask him into the battlefield lest they get sucked into his siren song of remembering and loose themselves to it

Noise marine whose music when heard by mere mortals leaves you yearning for more and more until you’re so far lost in the past and your memories you begin to forget what’s now, and you begin to slip further and further until you’re no longer able to think or feel because you’ve lost yourself to a time you can’t quite remember anymore and he’ll look over you as he gently shuts your eyes and wish you a good night.

Noise marine whose excess is memories

But he can never look back to his own

I dream of little babies to cuddle…is it such a crime?

Lazy ‘super pick about his plushies’ writerartists’ the name 😼

I’d eat up a Tomonui style plushie….,I’d kill for it…

Guardsman would be precious like this….

Just any guardsman plushie

Please

Pleadpleaspeloeladpelaspelwaplsepalee

Sniff…revisiting my roots with the sillies 🫶🥰

Luv these guys a bunch…

Archmagos being cute

He IS pretty cutie patootie isn’t he?

One of one crab husbands agree ^^

Count down till the big day 😈

:3 excited bc I luv a good cake day!

Only skin deep

Warhammer 40k writing || Original character mini fic

Al’vah rested amongst the guardsman, gently rubbing his aching legs. Their regimes of exercise were no joke! He stretched out his legs before something caught his eye, he glanced now to the semi exposed back of another soldier. Hesitating, the young T’au tramped over, glancing at the large marigold yellow-y eagle head that peaked from under the man’s tank top. Al’vah made a small noise pointing to it, “what’s…that?”

He sheepishly asked, his voice still fresh and new to the oddities of the high gothic language most humans on the ship spoke. The guardsman, a bit startled at first, glanced back around before he got this big grin. Off came the tank top as he flexed his muscles, showing off an intricate design that took up a large portion of his back. A huge double headed eagle, clearly meant to be the golden one plastered all around the imperium but the color of the thing a bit faded and naturally no where near as shiny, claws reaching forward with a banner in its grasp which held lettering that read ‘Purge the unclean’. A few other imperial and inquisitional symbols the young T’au didn’t really (aside from the inquisitorial rosette of course) rested around the Eagle creating a sort of triangle about the large winged creature. He flexed his arms forward squishing his pecs a bit as he showed off the picture

“My inks, ya like it?” He smirked with another flex of his muscles, the sweat trickled down the Eagle and made such a strange glimmering effect. Al’vah, ever curious, carefully approached the man further as an absent minded hand reached forward to touch the strange composition. He felt the muscles of the guardsman bristle under his touch, a low noise from the man as Al’vah brushed over the lines of the design. The shapes created by the wings of the two headed creature, spanning over the skin and strangely almost feeling as if the Eagle was bout to leap from the man’s back! He had heard of the imperial soldiers scarring themselves, some T’au did the same after all, and he had felt and seen the strange implants other imperials used for these— pictures. Though, those were mostly the strange robot ones and they felt much different. As he traced over the intricate designs of the Eagle they felt…well like skin! The muscles tensed and flexed with ease as the guardsman chattered with the other two guards members, who looked over Al’vah’s shoulder admiring the thing with the T’au. Much different then the other…skin decoration he had seen. Electoos he seemed to recall? They buzzed with energy and seemed to rise ever so slightly from the skin, pulsing with energy. Solomon had a few actually! This, was much different.

“What- is this?” he blinked in confusion looking up now to the guardsman as he finally lowered his flexing arms.

“Tsk, a tattoo! Don’t ya blue skins got em?” he smirked some as Al’vah shook his head, blinking as he took in the strange shapes “no…not like this— ours are…not this….” he couldn’t find the word, his hands tracing gently over the shapes, a low sound from his throat as he muttered something in his language, finally recalling the words Solomon had used “elaborate…”

“Ah yeah! Hurts like a bitch tho!” he chuckled seeming to confuse Al, and already the guardsman knew he needed to explain “Tch, this ain’t that fancy implant shit, real men and womens’ inks are done with these tattoo guns, some little needles that put the ink right in ya!”

Al’vah’s eyes widened in slight horror, blinking as he looked down to the large tattoo again “w-what— that must hurt-“ he blinks as he looks on thinking of the size of the tattoo…how long was he being- stabbed for?! “Did— Didn’t you fear bleeding out?!”

“nah! No worse than the scarring most folk do!” the guardsman shrugged with a chuckle “sides I thought you blue skins are supposed to be tough little buggers?”

“No we-“ Al began before pausing for a second, shifting some as he thought for a moment. A low noise came from the little T’au again. He supposed the guardsman did have a point, even if he didn’t fully understand why.

He muttered to himself, his hands again gently tracing the tattoo in awe as the guardsman conversed. He was lost deep in his thoughts now, such stunning and strange creatures humans are….

He sits politely while space dad dissociates for a bit

Sniffle…I get attached to characters I doodle easily

They’re silly little guys with loose nonsensical plot rn 🥰

Beefy kriegsman Otto :3

He was supposed to be a space marine but lost his chapter as a scout and there really wasn’t much else to be done with him as he kind of dropped off the map for a bit before showing back up in the guard :3

Commissar Lazran

He takes advantage of the fact he found the kriegsman and ‘took him in’ every day— many a nose breaking punch curbed by his giant ‘son’

SORRY GANG

Been swamped with irl stuff and I’m just so exhausted every day forever, so have some low effort doodles! For the soul :3

A lot of them are kind of shit quality…but we ball 🫶🫶🫶🫶

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They’re bugs to me…

Kriegsman who is a perpetual has so many fun takes and will always be my favorite

Silly

Beefcake…

Death.

Silly guy who went through the space marine process and was cut off last minute….

ik it would never happen but the idea of just having this giant murder man who was supposed to be a space marine lurking around like one of those service dogs who never made it so can now just open doors is fun…

It was supposed to be a teaching moment but Marcelliel is confused bc you can’t tax rocks and I’m pretty sure skit is just picking up as many as they can find….

I think skit said they’d pass—

Close ups

i must know, it is very important Does Magnus have toebeans?

Yes :3

Master list

Sniff….I love that old ass frog….

Sniff….pookie bear march….

He is nothing if not persistent-

Imagine you are on your way to interrogate a guy you've been killing regularly so he can learn to behave, and suddenly a cute bunny thing showers you with gifts. XD He should arrive to the airlock with his arms full of cake, flowers and wine, just for the face Democles and Cadrick would make! XD

We will also pointedly not comment on any stollen property from other Inquisitors. ;)

Sad big E bc making him cry is my comfort ig

Plus a few primarch doodles so RR&M aren’t getting all the love

Omegon & Alpharius!

(Alpharius is on the right and omegon is left-) Twinsies! They do actually have a few differences to (that to both the brothers annoyance) not many but Magnus and Dad tend to pick up on often (and he goes along with the same person bit so they kind of beef a lot smh-) while the brothers definitely play into the ‘we’re the same person bit!’ They definitely get fed up when it’s undermining them (ie in an important meeting) and sometimes they just have their bad days smh

Corvus!

He’s just a silly fella!!! With big huge pupils like a silly billy!!! He even inherited Dad’s hair spindles

Stinky man McGee

He’s just a nasty little bastard boowomp

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List can be found here for any more asks

Heheh funnnn :3

Idrk if you wanted any oc in particular but I’ll yap abt ock some bc I like him hehehe

🤍 - Three of your character’s neutral/questionable traits

Hm, a fun thought experiment for ock bc u haven’t thought about too many in such a light X)

The main one that comes to mind is how clingy he is, it’s not always unbearably so but it can get bad at times. It isn’t often, and it’s definitely not common as ock dislikes strongly using his abilities for ‘bad’ things, but he once used his ability to dominate another’s mind and puppeteer them to prevent the man from leaving his side and being dismissed after a few months aboard Huntsmann’s ship. It took Huntsmann and berny trying to talk him down to have him finally realse the poor man. Ock isn’t a fan of people he loves being put in harms way, since as far as it goes it’s never really ended well for him. It’s a trait he’s definitely trying to make better but it’s very difficult for him.

Next is his shyness I suppose, he’s a very sort of paradoxical character as a reclusive figure too anxious to directly interact (hence why he uses his telepathy for communication most of the time when possible) but one who longs so very deeply for any sort of connection he seeks it in just about everyone willing to tolerate his silent little form shivering behind them.

Finally for this one I suppose is u g h

He can be a bit emotional at times- (sometimes VERY emotional-) so when he’s not being a shivering ball of anxiety his fluctuations have no set ways or anything of doing so.

✈️ - Does your Oc like travel or do they consider themselves a home body?

Ock definitely likes to travel! While it means he’s gotta muscle through some pain if they stumble across some areas with large crowds (telepath struggles for eel) he loves being and seeing new places as well as meeting new friends! (He must be watched or else he’s brining 30 new rats onto the ship smh)

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@ocherednoe-dno asks

💯 - share three random facts about your oc others might not know!

1) ock has a lot of little odd hobbies here and there to kill time when he’s say, experiencing one of huntsmann’s out bursts and finds himself locked in his chambers, of these hobbies ock has two major ones he’s taken a big liking to! Sewing and towel folding! They’re good things to make cuddly little friends and populate his imaginative play families.

2) kind of connecting with the earlier note Ock really likes playing with toys and things (escapism + comfort & hence why he picked up sewing) so it’s not uncommon to find him playing at someone’s feet (normally will’s sometimes Huntsmann’s) with his days plushie of choice or in his room shuffling through his massive plushie collection (some made some gifted!) to rearrange the little friends or play toys

3) Ock Is a very stunted little guy (he’s tiny in stature and build, he’s very naive, ect.) and this is included in his voice. Despite being about 18-20 for most of the ‘recent’ story, he’s got a very young sounding voice (in my mind he sounds like a young Bambi just perhaps with a slight British accent to it as Huntsmann has raised him after all and that man’s got space British thick.) mixed with his small timid stature and his very nervous tendencies those not used to him very commonly mistake him for being a lot younger than he actually is

🖤 - has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

Ig this could also count as a fun fact people might not know but, Ock has killed a man and it haunts him— Ock, unsurprisingly, isn’t a very violent little guy and doesn’t really use his abilities to harm all that much if he can avoid it. So imagine his surprise when, at huntsmann’s demand, he is forced to execute a man with his abilities. He was reassured the man was a heretic and that he deserved the emperors hand, but it didn’t stop the screams of the man or the pleads both internal and external that Ock had to listen to during hurt any less. Broke the poor little guy for months, he was shut down for a while that even Will couldn’t really get him out of it and really still comes back to haunt him from time to time (it was mostly a measure by Huntsmann to A. Really get a feel for Ock’s abilities and B. See how willing Ock was to use them for harming others among other things-)

Mh, I think he’s maybe broken someone’s trust before, mmm I think perhaps a guardsman or acquaintance or two upon the whole being an inquisitor’s psyker ordeal. Definitely has pushed a few people away even if it’s a bit out of his control

💔 - what are three of your oc's negative traits?

U h hm. Honestly a toughie for ock— shockingly I don’t think I’ve given him many negative traits

Or well, I’ve not given him any Ergh, awful traits? Ock has some traits I’ve seen listed as negative in various listicles sure but idrk if I’d personally categorize some of them as negative? It’s a question very strongly endowed with one’s own personal sense of morality ig is the trick here for my brain?

Like- ock isn’t the typical negatively associated asshole jerk man but then again people don’t tend to always be either and they still have negative traits ya do ya know? Idk- it’s a bit hard for me personally to classify things like positive and negative traits as I feel anything taken too far/in the wrong ways ect. Can be labeled as positive or negative-

I suppose for ock, based around various listicles of “negative traits” we can go with

1) Needy (not gonna do this for every one I don’t really see this as a negative bc well ik it comes from a place and so it’s hard for me to place it as negative when I don’t think it’s like— bad? It’s just how ock has been impacted by the world and as such more of an obstacle to be worked around and yadda yadda character’s flaws aren’t errors but merely features to be enjoyed this and that- though ig this also hinges on the interpretation of negative meaning negative for those surrounding him and not just for ock himself too which I mean these traits can be negative heavily for ock as well which might end them up with the label here and dependent on the interpretation that it’s classified by simply flaws that hurt and—) - kind of following with his clinginess guy really tends to take what he can and hoard it up. I will say he isn’t like— complain and whine about not being given something he could grab himself spoiled child levels of needy, but he is again very clingy and will sometimes not realize when he is over stepping and demanding a bit too much of someone’s attention.

2) cowardly - little guy lacks a back bone pretty often- it’s really when he tends to serve as just a little guy wandering around behind huntsmann and maybe sometimes sort of as communication but he’s more huntsmann‘s proof of concept of ‘I can keep it alive and keep it compliant with the inquisitions/imperiums usual bullshittery’ more than a fighting weapon (that’s what his field his for-) so it’s more in personal situations than battle

3) absent minded - while definitely not all the time ock does have a bit of a habit of being a bit locked out in certain times, settings, days, ect. And just be lost in his thoughts (sometimes leading to an anxious spiral-) and just over all leaving him very ditzy from time to time.

🐈- does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?

He’d really like to have a larger group of friends though that’s hard for him for numerous reasons and he does a lot better with smaller groups anyway.

He kind of had a ‘larger’ group already considering he finds most people he bumps into and grows attached to friends even if they aren’t so or he may never see them again but we ball

And that kind of leads to why he is just better suited for smaller groups over all as larger ones aside from stressing him out (telepath moment) for a number of reasons inside and out, he’s a very easily attached and DEEPLY attached guy so if for whatever reason he holds some level of less close less attached relationship with someone he is very very attached to (not hard to be- breath near the little guy and you’re half way there-) and he doesn’t have that reciprocated he tends to flip out a bit and not feel to great

Which really is another reason of many hunts tends to keep him on a shorter leash.

He’s not used to not being daddy’s right hand goodest boy give him a minute-

Master list || next / previous || start

Snef yeah…

Master list

Tzeentch standing next to Magnus wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm not the step-dad, I'm the dad who STEPPED UP".

He wanted to come visit, and he even has a get well soon friend he made for Taryn!

He is a bit woozy and emotional but his affection is genuine! :D Such a nice gesture, thank youuuu!

POV watch me trying to get a late night snack with my baby around my neck (he has the zoomies)

Little dorkus likes to try and sit on my face sometimes smh

C'raa is confused

He’s no way associated with this he swears-

…whose gonna tell him?

He’s trying his best—

Master list || the main story

Pft- Berny would happily spare a dad ÚwÙ! The parent meeting would be wild smh, talking bio dad he’s just got one of those but all his other fathers would love to meet his new friend and new friend’s mom! Gotta see how their big shot regiment son is doing after all! Quirks and all-

Tho it might take him a second to find a nice beginner dad—

They’re all nice don’t worry! They just don’t have berny’s mellow =w=“ he gets it from his mom-

Suddenly realizing something... xD

Please make it a nice dad, a dad for beginners who never had any dad in their life before. XD

Ock doodle central :3

Hunts horse actually likes him a lot-

Huntsmann was originally gonna get a power fist situation to spice up his design and it was gonna be cat themed— no reason other than I thought it was silly

Thinking about his mom…

Pulling up my old goober :3

Galileo my sad little man 🥰

Talking about Storvi & than’s enemies to lovers\enemies to enemies arch X3

Ah- so about his wife-

Stella got a bit lost in the shuffle

Sisyphean cycle.

He gets a bit ✨quirky✨

I draw him crying or having a break down half the time…one reblog equals one head pat for the poor meow meow 😔😔😔