[Is This The Matrix? - Crack] - Tumblr Posts
“Fight us Archimedes!!!”
“TWO OF THEM“
“Are there any sane masters in Chaldea?”
gallowking:
“I’m afraid most of them have lost their heads already.”
Hakuno slowly takes a step back from Sanson. “O-oh...I see well that’s good to know-”
“MY SISTER IS INTO WHAT?!”
Hakuno you can’t say much, you’re into it too-
“Umm...can you all just, please calm down? I don’t think we have the resources avaliable to resummon all of you-?”
hcundoom:
Then dont.
“Wow, well then so be it-”
“NO!!” He’s going to cover her up
“CLEARLY, my dress is gonna have my back and ass on display!”
starrymaster:
“WHY, YES!!!” Never, brother, you can never cover up this fine booty.
“Not when unsightly people are going to be staring at you!!”
starrymaster:
“So when are you gonna try and woo someone?”
“You say that as if I can actually woo someone-”
starrymaster:
“B…Brother… We wooed servants before.”
“More like we were kind to them and they fell for us, besides if I remember correctly, you did most of that stuff Sister.”
“Hakunon! You and I both know that is not at all what is happening! those words slipped out of my mouth ok?!”
@extellamaster
“Ah, I see you are back to swooning sabers with your Harem Ranked EX+++!”
starrymaster:
“I knew it! You were gonna commit first degree loving with Lady Saber-san! I can’t believe it. I did not know that you were horny on main!” Wait, both of you are horny on main.
“I am not! What makes you say that?! Besides you are more ‘horny on main’ then I am Little Ms, ‘Make out with Nameless-kun’ in the middle of our holiday!”
....Wait which verse are you talking about Hakuno?
starrymaster:
“Objection! I made out in private! Aren’t you the one who got laid with Tamamo-no-mae? I never knew that you were so horny for that foxy’s booty. I heard you say Sex to a saber! *gasps* I can’t believe you are trying to use your harem passive.”
Wait….Which timeline is this?
“Look that was a different time ok, and you can NOT lie and say you didn’t try tapping that Fox booty too! Besides I know you peeped on what Rin and Nero were doing in private- Also the the meme was ‘suggestive’ based! so I picked the less sexual one believe it or not!”
Fourth Wall? Established timelines? what are those?
“Tamamo why did you have to bring that up?!” Flustered Hakuno noises!
“Heehee! Does that mean that Hakuno-sama is 69 like the pose in bed?”
starrymaster:
“NANI? Here I thought I was the one with the most perverted mindset! I can’t believe you are thinking of that.”
“H-Hey now! Y-You said that he wanted you to blow him! That’s what that means is it not?!” Flustered and tsundere Hakuno activated!
“I am not a MILF chaser!”
starrymaster:
“I mean, isn’t Camilla-san such motherly material? She is considered a MILF!”
“I-I mean fair but isn’t Saizo-kun a DILF then?”
“Even Gilgamesh can’t handle my roasts!”
Eat your heart out Ritsuka Fujimaru, for this is the original harem protag!
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Hmph, how little you know
“Is that a hint of jealousy Nameless?”