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starrymaster:
“I think we should prepare some sort of defense, Ani.” The brunette takes a moment to think, “Is there any way to make sure B- She doesn’t try and touch us?” Or, at the very least, stay away far, far, very far away from them.
“Of course, that is a very good option, however I have a feeling she’ll come find us personally. should we build a fortresss? It might sound a bit out there but it could work....maybe.”
starrymaster:
“Would she be able to hack into the fortress?” The twin questioned, before suggesting, “It could work, considering BB-san would need to physically kick it down.” Or someone with heavy might to knock it down.
“Oh shit...she might be able to hack it or if not...as long as she doesn’t have Passionlip with her we should be mostly safe. Maybe even have the servants stand guard or something.”
“Hakunon, sister.” he moves and puts a hand on her shoulder. “I can’t stand that Archer either but I’d rather not have to do extra work cleaning up after that aftermath.”
“Oddly enough… I am okay with Saber Alter ending Gilgamesh’s life…” Hakunon cannot help but, feel wary about the golden archer.
starrymaster:
“I agree brother. I rather not do extra clean up… Unlike the time the kitchen was destroyed.” The sister shutters, as she remembers the details of how one anti-fortress NP managed to blast a kitchen.
“OH dear lord I remember that, did we get paid overtime for cleaning that up?” Damn Arthur and his new ways of ‘cooking’.
“This should be interesting, though it seems like we’ll have to see after them should something go wrong...also doesn’t this whole harem thing feel...familar to you?”
“I can’t wait to find out on what’s next on ‘keeping up with the Chaldea’s harems.’” Hakunon takes a small sip of her latte. This is great.
starrymaster:
“…It does feel familiar to me ; Like we both were harem twins at one point.” She gets a cold feeling from all of this harem talk. Why is that…? “Do you think Chaldea has too much harems, or not really?”
“Huh- an interesting way to put it...maybe in another life we were-” Yes, he felt that same cold feeling, similar to her. “As for your question...maybe there are too many. I don’t know who’s in who’s harem anymore.”
starrymaster:
“Indeed, brother! Did you not buy a suit, or rent one?” Hakunon pops out, to ask.
“Oh!” Sudden sister apparence! He was not against this. “Well I guess I could, we do have enough money. Do you have a date?”
“NO!!” He’s going to cover her up
“CLEARLY, my dress is gonna have my back and ass on display!”
starrymaster:
“WHY, YES!!!” Never, brother, you can never cover up this fine booty.
“Not when unsightly people are going to be staring at you!!”
starrymaster:
“Good idea, brother. Are you planning to check the scene of the Crime? I am gonna check the areas around it.”
“We should be in the same area then hmmm...I have a feeling someone already checked the crime scene, can you fill me in as to what happened? I arrived a little too late it seems.”
“Wait.. Is Nix running this all by herself?”
Winter Event meme
There was a pause as Hakuno stared at his twin, having thankfully found cover just in case a certain Japanese Archer wanted revenge for his little surprise attack. “It seems like it? I almost feel bad for her…this is supposed to be relaxing and she’s still busy working as usual.”
🔥 shipping
Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.
An unpopular opinion about shipping? Well...just that sometimes Friendships and Family relations can be just as good if not better then romantic ships. I have seen people who have gotten depressed over not getting romantic ones and that bums me out because there is so much more that you can do.
Romantic is great, hell I love romantic shipping BUT, I am open to other kinds of relationships as well.
starrymaster:
“So when are you gonna try and woo someone?”
“You say that as if I can actually woo someone-”
starrymaster:
“B…Brother… We wooed servants before.”
“More like we were kind to them and they fell for us, besides if I remember correctly, you did most of that stuff Sister.”
“Hakunon! You and I both know that is not at all what is happening! those words slipped out of my mouth ok?!”
@extellamaster
“Ah, I see you are back to swooning sabers with your Harem Ranked EX+++!”
starrymaster:
“I knew it! You were gonna commit first degree loving with Lady Saber-san! I can’t believe it. I did not know that you were horny on main!” Wait, both of you are horny on main.
“I am not! What makes you say that?! Besides you are more ‘horny on main’ then I am Little Ms, ‘Make out with Nameless-kun’ in the middle of our holiday!”
....Wait which verse are you talking about Hakuno?
starrymaster:
“Objection! I made out in private! Aren’t you the one who got laid with Tamamo-no-mae? I never knew that you were so horny for that foxy’s booty. I heard you say Sex to a saber! *gasps* I can’t believe you are trying to use your harem passive.”
Wait….Which timeline is this?
“Look that was a different time ok, and you can NOT lie and say you didn’t try tapping that Fox booty too! Besides I know you peeped on what Rin and Nero were doing in private- Also the the meme was ‘suggestive’ based! so I picked the less sexual one believe it or not!”
Fourth Wall? Established timelines? what are those?
“Great idea Sister but umm....as much as we need more Snowballs, we also need a fort, unfortunately I am at a loss here, Archer suggested a wall of swords, facing blades away of course, but we might need more...”
“I got it! I will prepare extra snowballs ( at least around 100s or so). If we can’t use our noble phantasms, skills, nor magecraft , we are gonna have to be smart”
starrymaster:
“Why not more walls of ice?! If that (illegal) Ice Palace can have it, so can we! What do you think?”
“Huh, that’s...not a bad idea, a wall of ice and swords- alright, we just need a way to make the ice as well as a design for our fort, we can’t just have only walls right?”