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HELLO ALL YOU WELCOME HOME HOME FANS

Soooooo I’ve been thinking of our lovely sentient house…

And my brain does what brain do and overthinks stuff

AND OH LORDY

Ain’t this one a thought

So, as you all know, I’ve theorized plenty of times that Home the House has a portal inside of them.

But have we ever stopped and wondered what was going to happen to Home?

No, I don’t mean the goo coming out of the portal turning people insane and giving houses hearts when there obviously shouldn’t be any!

I mean, if the portal leads to the Restoration Team, and everyone jumps in to go to the human world (assuming none of the neighbors die before that) then everything should be fine and dandy… right?

WRONG

And you wanna know why?

It’s because Home will be unable to follow.

Homes a house, he can’t move like Wally! They are stuck into the ground, unable to move. And if the portal is inside of them… then

It’s literally impossible for them to escape.

They were doomed from the start

Anyways BYEEEEEEEEEEEE