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YO ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH I JUS REALIZED!

HELLO ALL YOU WELCOME HOME HOME FANS
Soooooo I’ve been thinking of our lovely sentient house…
And my brain does what brain do and overthinks stuff
AND OH LORDY
Ain’t this one a thought
So, as you all know, I’ve theorized plenty of times that Home the House has a portal inside of them.
But have we ever stopped and wondered what was going to happen to Home?
No, I don’t mean the goo coming out of the portal turning people insane and giving houses hearts when there obviously shouldn’t be any!
I mean, if the portal leads to the Restoration Team, and everyone jumps in to go to the human world (assuming none of the neighbors die before that) then everything should be fine and dandy… right?
WRONG
And you wanna know why?
It’s because Home will be unable to follow.
Homes a house, he can’t move like Wally! They are stuck into the ground, unable to move. And if the portal is inside of them… then
It’s literally impossible for them to escape.
They were doomed from the start
Anyways BYEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're stuck in a 24 hour timeloop, and the only other person who is aware it's a timeloop is a member of SMH. In this scenario, they're someone you see as part of your daily routine often enough that you recognize each other, but you're acquaintances at most. Escaping the time loop will require you to work with them, and you both have a pretty good reason to want to escape. You'll eventually make it out regardless of who you pick, though some might take a little longer.
You can't pick Johnson, but you will encounter him in exactly one loop where he delivers some important information and be left wondering who or what he is even after you've escaped.
(edit: poll now lasts a week, there were only 5 votes)