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the kingqueenkaard polycule is absolutely hilarious in canon context cause like. you’re a powerful king and your bitch wife left you with a kid. so you get into a situationship with the kingdom’s hottest loser malewife twink and it works out for a while. until the dreaded Heroes of Legend show up, turn your kingdom against you and throw you in jail, and your idiot partner divorces you as well and gets custody of your kid. next thing you know he’s attempting to get together with your ex-wife to try and make you jealous, although she’s not into it at the moment. unfortunately for you it seems like his pathetic wetbaggedness is starting to charm her a little, or at the very least you saw him in her room with a lampshade on his head. so, that’s something.