It Started W/ Outis And. It Evolved From There. Ishmael Being Like WHY DO YOU GET A LIVING WIFE AND I DONT!? - Tumblr Posts

please read the tags i wrote a lot in there pancake was here evora original we care about each other dont worry lmao. this was about ishqueg btw that is her OTP and i am paying her for beta reading my fics by writing stuff for them and one concept my she threw out is Ishmael going to Rodya for cuddling/comfort post canto 5 and Rodya being like ‘ishy this isn’t healthy’ and at like 1 in the fucking AM i was like ‘Ishmael would be AVOIDING SKIN because that would break the illusion’ i miss my wife Dante i miss her a lot we also have a bit where whenever we talk about future cantos w/ characters who had a love interest in their story (don [kinda] & outis) Ishmael just goes ‘HOW COME YOU GET TO HAVE A LIVING WIFE!?’ it started w/ outis and. it evolved from there. Ishmael being like ‘WHY DO YOU GET A LIVING WIFE AND I DONT!?’ ‘IM NOT EVEN A SUCKUP BITCHASS BOOTLIKER AND I DONT GET A FUCKING WIFE BUT MOTHERFUCKING OUTIS GETS TO HAVE HER WIFE!? this is bullshit’ (camera pans over to heathcliff who is watching this with a pained expression) (camera pans over to Dante who is just barely not losing it)