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Ex-Wives Ex-Robins

Fired (Dick)

Murdered (Jason)

Moved on (Tim)

Fired (Steph)

Murdered (Damian)

Still on (Jarro)

We're fired, murdered, live!

[...]

Everybody knows that we used to be six Robins

But now we're ex-Robins

Gotham, make some noise!

All you ever hear and read about

Is our dad and the way it ended

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

You're gonna find out how we got un-adopted

Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice (ha!)

[...]

Fired

My name's Nightwing, the first Robin

Was with him a whole ten years, I'm a paragon

Of heroing, my loyalty is to the citizens

So if you try to fire me

You won't try that again

Murdered

I'm that Red Hood guy

And I'm up next

See, I almost made him break his rule

Yeah, I'm that important

Why did I get blown up?

Well, my shorts may be green

But the Joker made them red!

Moved on

The third Robin, the only one he never chose

Untrue!

When his son was newly dead, I arrived

But I'm not what I seem

Or am I?

Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more

Fired

Spoiler! I'm the fourth Robin.

Ja

When he saw me fighting he was like

Ja!

But I couldn't follow rules as well as Dick

Funny how we all discuss that, but never Batty's little

Prick up your ears, I'm the Robin who is blood-related

Murdered

Cause of his promiscuity outside of wed

Lock up your pets, and lock up your swords

D Robin is here, and the fun's begun

Still on!

Five down, I'm the final Robin

I'm always with him till the end of his life

I am the starfish, Jarro the great

I bet you wanna know how I got this far

I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far

Do you wanna know how we got this far?

Thought:

Six the Musical but instead of Henry’s ex-wives, it’s Batman’s six Robins