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This is absolutely true

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

In case anyone wanted to know what the drawings looked like, I whipped this up in a couple of minutes and am not an artist so it isn't good, but general vibes. (They picture of Jon is inaccurate, but the picture of Damian is 100% accurate and exactly what he drew)

DC: one of the robins and one of of the superboys are bi!

Fans: Is it timkon?

DC: Close!

Fans: Is it damijon?

DC: ooh so close, it's actually Tim x Bernard Dowd and Jon x Jay Nakamura!

Fans: Who the fuck is-

DC: This is what you wanted right? :)

For the record I love Bernard & timbern so much, I don't know much about timkon so I don't really ship it and I don't know anything about Jay (I had to google his name to make this) but I'm glad there are actually confirmed gay people in something with such a huge fan base.

That being said why did they do it like that? The fans really wanted timkon and/or damijon so DC decided to go half and half and do that instead?

Tim: Hey my writers said I can date you if it's okay with your writers

Kon: sorry my writers said it's my brother's turn to be gay :/

Tim: Damn it Kon I came out the closet and everything

someone on reddit said DC comics have separate authors for each run so like superman's authors are probably not allowed to write things that affect batman's story and that's why they couldn't make conner and tim kiss even though tim is a canon male kisser and vice versa for damian and jon. suddenly everything on the planet earth makes sense

When I was brand new to the DC fandom I didn't really care much about damijon and didn't get why so many people wanted it canon. Now every single fact I find out makes me more annoyed that it isn't official.

What the actual shit do you mean they're raising a child together?? And bicker about it like an old married couple? They live together? Jon called him honey?

And DC figured out we wanted this really bad and went "Okay, Jon's bi! But he likes someone else sorry lol. Damians straight though"

Honestly I think they'll be canon eventually because seriously how is DC still calling this platonic?

And DC tried to avoid the two-gay-dad implications by saying Lizzie (the kid) thinks of Damian as her brother but honestly the scene where she says it is so parent & child-y to me

Your honor, I plead gay. Thank you for listening.

Edit: I just learned the second picture is fake, sorry! Thank you for telling me :)

Thank you for adding these! I had the first one downloaded I can't believe I forgot about it

When I was brand new to the DC fandom I didn't really care much about damijon and didn't get why so many people wanted it canon. Now every single fact I find out makes me more annoyed that it isn't official.

What the actual shit do you mean they're raising a child together?? And bicker about it like an old married couple? They live together? Jon called him honey?

And DC figured out we wanted this really bad and went "Okay, Jon's bi! But he likes someone else sorry lol. Damians straight though"

Honestly I think they'll be canon eventually because seriously how is DC still calling this platonic?

And DC tried to avoid the two-gay-dad implications by saying Lizzie (the kid) thinks of Damian as her brother but honestly the scene where she says it is so parent & child-y to me

Your honor, I plead gay. Thank you for listening.

Which batkid ship is your favorite out of the ones that I ship? I know there are more popular ships (like dickkori, timsteph, timkon, etc) this is purely to see which of these is most popular

Please don't judge my ship choices, I don't hate any batfam ships except the incest ones and I don't care if you ship other ships to me

I meant to make my last poll a week, not a day so I'm posting yet another poll lmao

Personality I say yes because 1 pair get married or smth it makes them inlaws/stepsiblings? Especially Bruce/Clark, they'd be stepsiblings? And saying ''I don't like shipping stepsiblings" gets more hate than shipping it anyway and that's honestly weird

And for the other two, if one pair gets married then the other would be brothers in law and ik there's technically nothing wrong with that but it just feels icky to me

(obviously I'm not judging any of these ships, I like most of them, I just don't like them together/at the same time)

so three very popular ships :

bruce/clark tim/kon damian/jon

if you hc more than one of these, does that make it incest

Controversial Take:

If you have SuperBat in your fic, you cannot have TimKon or DamiJon

If you have TimKon or DamiJon in your fic, you cannot have SuperBat

Now, I'm gonna say this really loudly:

If two people get together, you cannot write their kids as romantic or sexual partners!

If two kids get together, you cannot write their parents as romantic or sexual partners!

If Person A and Person B are dating, Person A's kids cannot date or fuck Person B's kids

If Person C and Person D are dating, Person C's guardian(s) cannot date or fuck Person D's guardian(s)

@jonathankentstuff supersons open collab!

Took me so long to get over my art block and finish my sketch of this -_- also tried a new style and am in between liking it and hating it with a burning passion

I've Never Seen Luka, But Jon Kent Has

Basically I've never watched Luka but I read a fanfic where Jon gets the teen titans to watch it (parallels are drawn between Luca and Alberto and Jon and Damian) so now I will be watching it and writing the thoughts I have during it

No I will not give context and spoiler warning ig

Love the music during the studio logos

We love a superstitious king, I mean, I have a feeling he has a point

IF THEY HIT HIM IMMA BE SO PISSED

Awww, he's such a polite little guy

Luca is a farm boy!!! I love my little Jon Kent varient :)

I, too, would risk my life for shiny object

I, too, do the murder

OMG THEIR SO JON AND DAMIAN BUT LIKE BEING HUMAN IS BEING A VIGILANTE AND ITS THE SAME AS THEIR START BASICALLY I LOVE THEM

HE EVEN HAS THE SUPERMAN CURL

Dami would say he invented walking

And pretend he's not proud of Jon

THEYRE SO CUTESY

Bruno? Or Bruce...o... you get the idea

Sorry, they have Luca grab Alberto like that and expect me not to see them as the most adorable little guy love story? Their so crushing on each other

"You're so lucky your dad lets you do what you want," cue Superman's comment about Bruce getting hit on the head all the time

NO WAY THEIR SENDING HIM TO (basically) BOARDING SCHOOL TO KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE "bad influence" THAT IS ALBERTO

Yes! Grandma, my queen!

"We can do anything" I love this movie

MY FRIEND SMELLS AMAZING

God I don't know her name yet but I love her

JULIA OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT

We're not telling you our secrets! Tells secrets immediately.

FROM EVERYTHING YOU LOVE?????

I love Alberto so muchhhhhh

I love Mr dad human

Oh they know SOO many fish

No way everyone, including an adult, just saw that bitch rob some kids and didn't do shit

He is a sad little catfish

Why are his parents actually crazy

Aww, Alberto doesn't want to lose his friend

Noooooooo

Luca just wants to learn, and Alberto just wants to feel loved :(

How is the gayest looking dude there being homophobic?

When your new father figue wants to kill your entire species

Alberto got mad when Julia touched Luca's hand...

Why does Luca's hair looks like a croissant

NO LUCA WTF

I WAS ALMOST ON YOUR SIDE

GOD WHAT THE HELL

YES, MR DAD HUMAN, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT KILL YOUR NEW SON

FUCK.

IM NOT CRYING.

Nooooo

Their fort :(

BESTIE NO

NO ALBERTO MY BABY NO

STOP PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY SO YOU DONT GET HURT. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK

God the organizer adult lady us such a bitch

Why is no one concerned that the scuba kid isn't coming up for air?

Aww, his little clap self tap in

It's totally about to rain

Well shit. Sometimes I hate when I'm right

WAIT WAS THAT ALBERTO

I TAKE IT BACK I LOVE WHEN IM RIGHT

FUCK

NO I TAKE IT BACK AGAIN

I love them so much!!!!

MR DAD HUMAN NO

MR DAD HUMAN YES

YAYYYY

KING

Is the mom the same person that voiced Aunt Cass in big hero 6?

YES LOVE ME THE OLD LADIES

BRO ITS SO ABOUT BEING GAY I LOVE THIS MOVIE

I decided it is a metaphor for older lgbtq people, feeling able to come out after younger generations have proved that times have changed, I love them

(They're sisters, so they're not together, but they can still be gay!)

BRO ALBERTO

THOSE LITTLE LOOKS

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

JULIA 100% KNOWS

About his crush, not just Luca going to school

AHHHH HES SO SWEET

YES, MR DAD HUMAN, YOU NEED EACH OTHER

Their in love, your honor

THEIR LITTLE HAND HOLDING THING I CANT

IM SO MENTALLY ILL FOR GAY FISH

IM CRYING AGAIN

AHHH, THEY RIGHT EACH OTHER LETTERS

ALBERTO LOOKS SO SMITTEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE PHONE

ALBERTO GETS HIS KNIFE

DOES HE BECOME A LIFEGAURD???

I love this movie

So much

DAMIAN ALSO HAS A CAT AND JON ALSO HAS A DOG

Also, here is my formal apology, her name is spelled Giulia, my b

Alberto learns to carve wood, awww

Also, does Luca EVER get shoes?

I've decided I need an Alberto to become a tattoo artist future au, at least like on the side or for fun or sm

The dedication is adorable

Yes, I just watched all of the credits. What about it?

I was rewarded with an after credits scene, so fuck you.

I'm gonna watch all the deleted scenes now, I'm not gonna specify which one so have fun guessing

Haha, they called Alberto and Luca the main relationship

BOO STOP TRYING TO GIVE LUCA A CRUSH ON GIULIA

YES! CONFORMED LUCA A GIULIA ONLY PLATONIC

YES ALBERTO CHEER ON THE KRAKEN AGAINST THE HUNTER

Also, she was almost a photographer, like TIM DRAKE?!?!?

Don't worry, Luca, I'll ride in a barrel lit on fire down a hill with you

Awww, they were raised by a lobsterrr

BRING BACK CANNED SEA MONSTER FACTORY

OH SEA MONSTER CAN PASS BUT IF THEIR FOUND OUT THE CONSEQUENCES MIGHT BE REALKY DIRE??? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME.

Oh, Jon is extremely charming

I love how they used different animation styles (in how they had the characters move) on land and in the water

PH THE TRANSFORMATION ISN'T CELEBRATED IN LUCAS FAMILY AND HE MAKES IT A CONSIOUS DEASITION TO CHANGE HIS THINKING FROM I SHOULDNT DO THIS TO I SHOULD EMBRASE THIS? SOUNDS KINDA GAY TO ME

Bro, not the first version where Alberto outs Luca to Giulia, eek

And finally, Ciao Alberto!

Aww, Luca wants to see to Portorosso!

THE GAY OLD LADY SISTERS ARE DEFINITELY CLOSE WITH ALBERTO, AND I LOVE IT FOR ALL OF THEM

He finally has people who care about him!!!

AWW ALBERTO JUST WANTS MR DAD HUMAN TO BE PROUD OF HIM

Alberto, you do NOT got this

DONT LIGHT THE BOAT ON FIRE

OH SHIT

Noooo!!! Don't leave!!!

YOU'RE NOT HIS EMPLOYEE, YOU'RE HIS SON

HE CALLED HIM DAD!!!

YAY HUGS

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

MY HEART

I CANT

I love Alberto being an artist (a bad one, for now, but still and artist)

Okay, that's it, Ciao :)

Gotham Domain #000: Prologue

Comics masterpost

DC SHORT FIC : DAMIJON ANGST

It is dark when Jon holds him for the last time.

The dusk is deepening into twilit night, sky bruising purple like his love’s skin, darkness snuffing out the light in his emerald eyes, the ones that always mesmerized Jon to no end. 

He would stare at them for hours if he could, hands clasped together and time frozen at a standstill, infinity in perfect, flawless viridian.

He never realized how much emotion was in Damian’s eyes until it was gone, a spark destroyed, overtaken by too much shadow, not enough life left. The crystal clarity, sharp and cutting, analyzing him, is gone, a glazed expression to move no more.

Jon raises a hand to Damian’s face. He sweeps back a lock of hair that has fallen across his cheek, a brushstroke of ebony so similar to the ones he uses to shape faces on canvas. It’s soft, he realizes. Soft, and Jon leans down, burying his face in the space between his best friend’s neck and shoulder. Damian smells like dirt and blood and smoke and fire, but underneath there is an undercurrent of the shampoo he used this morning before they suited up and left for this mission. It’s Jon’s shampoo that Damian had taken a liking to. 

He wants to cry. To rage and scream and destroy, because what is the point of living if his love is dead, if the only one he’s ever truly needed, the only one who’d never leave him, is gone, gone to the one place Jon cannot reach, no matter how far or fast he flies.

His ears are ringing. He doesn’t know why. He’s invulnerable, after all.

Jon holds him close, like he did when they were young, Robin and Superboy, like he did when they were teenagers, Damian and Jon, like he does now, Batman and Superman, two halves of a whole, teammates and partners and best friends and lovers. Colleagues and roommates and supporters of each other. Sweethearts and admirers, paramours and beloveds. 

He holds him tight, a hug like the ones they give each other before they leave for patrol and an embrace like the ones when they reunite again. Like the ones he gave at sleepovers and on long stakeouts, beach days and picnics in the Metropolis Parks because Gotham was too dangerous for a date as civilians.

Jon kisses bloodstained lips and watches emerald fade, and then he stands up. 

He leaves his beloved’s side and he runs towards the enemy, a war cry to rival his father’s falling from his lips as tears carve tracks on bloody, muddy cheeks. 

The enemy falls. 

A green spear is thrown as he does, finding its target just a little off,  in a stomach instead of a heart. 

Jon goes back to Damian. The green of the glowing Kryptonite looks like his love’s eyes, and he smiles, a broken, ugly, beautiful thing. 

He pulls it out of his stomach and tosses it aside with human strength. He holds Damian as twilight fades to midnight, and the light is taken from electric, unnatural blue. 

Their families will find them, in the wee hours of the morning, and they will cry and scream and wail. 

It is of no avail, Fate and Death long run their course.

Before they leave, as Fate calls to her partner of eons, Death will raise their hand to their face and place something in the palm of the lover’s hands, an apology of sorts for two lives, two souls so perfect for each other, cut short.

None of their families will see the pearl, hidden in their intertwined hands. None but an Amazon. She will pluck the pearl from the pair and place it somewhere hidden, somewhere safe. Death does not cry for just anyone, after all.

This one hoodie just like. Makes it's rounds in the super hero community.

Oliver bought it as a joke, then Roy took it because he couldn't find his, Jason stole it from Roy, Bruce borrowed it from Jason, Clark took it from Bruce, Lois wore it around for a while before Kon accidentally put it in his suitcase, so Tim ended up taking it, and I believe that Young Justice could not car less about personal boundaries so it ends with Bart and Cassie for a while.

Tim finally gets it back and brings it to the manor, where Damian steals it as payback for something, before Jon takes it on a mission. When he gets back, he gives it back to Damian, who leaves it on the couch, and Steph picks it up.

She and Cass share it for a few days before Cass gives it to Dick cause he's cold. Dick shares it with Kori and Wally, who brings it home. Barry accidentally grabs it, thinking it's his, and brings it up to the watchtower.

The sweatshirt is then borrowed by Constantine, who is trying to retrieve his trenchcoat from the House of Mysteries. He forgets to give it back and Zatanna takes it because she was cold, and then drops it in the watchtower on her next visit.

Diana wears it once, then Hal finds it and wears it purely to piss off Oliver, who takes it back, and it makes it's way back to Jason.

By now, this hoodie has been worn by aliens, gods, vigilantes, magic users and heroes alike. It has absorbed an absolutely insane amount of magical and mystical energy, and it will basically make the wearer invulnerable.

None of the caped community ever discover this, but they do seem to treat it as a good luck charm that really seems to work, so several other heroes wear it at various points.

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

Damian: .....

Jon: .....

Jon: We're not gonna sword fight at our wedding because I proposed to you while you teaching me how to sword fight.

Damian: WHY NOT-

Jon: *Just watched the (old?) 'Matter baby' Tiktok trend*

Jon: Hey Dames?

Damian: What, farm boy?

Jon: Would you rather eat- uhh -pizza or matter baby for the rest of your life?

Damian: What's a matter baby?

Jon: Nothi-

Damian: No baby's matter.

Damian: ✨Abortion✨

Jon: Damian-

when did you even draw jondami? 😭 i’m sorry, i have been personally stalking your page for months for a single damian x jon piece and you have drawn them together once but it was entirely platonic, what is that person even on about?

draw what you want ON YOUR PAGE, and HOW YOU WANT to draw it. i’m sorry that you’ve been getting a lot of no lifers in your inbox😵‍💫

here

it's a commission that i only posted on twt rn :3 thank you so much!

Damian has more than enough anger and tragedy to be the transfem icon we need…

(Spot all the references to the fem robins on her outfits, there’s 3 visible ones !!!)

Damian, a teen: Richard, this is my boyfriend Jonathan.

Dick: aw it's nice to hear you two got together, hey Damian could you get my phone?

Damian: sure *leaves*

Dick: listen closely okay, break his heart I'll kill you, hit him I'll kill you, do anything to harm him and your dead, understand?

Jon, scared: y-yes sir!

Damian: here's your phone Richard, please don't take pictures...

Dick: sorry my sweet little Dami but I must so stand together!

Damian: tt... Why are you shaking beloved?

Jon: nothing! I'm just cold ha...

Damian: but you-

Dick: okay you two lovebirds have a good day I'll be back later I have a few things to do!

Jon: so that happened to me, what about you guys?

Kon: same.

Roy: he threatened to take my balls and make me eat them.

Wally: I had to worry about Alfred... He really does that?

All 3 of them: yep.

Wally: ... What's he's going to do when our kids start dating—

Roy: I don't know but I want to be there when it happens.