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itachi hcs modern au | work place | you and itachi are besties nothing romantic | genre: fluff
a/n: just my word vomit <3
he is your personal coffee machine. with the stress lines he has you bet he drinks a lot of black coffee. however the vending machine and its crappy packed coffee isn’t where its at. you take your time to get 2 cappuccinos everyday and spend time intricately putting sugar in them. itachi is a keen observer and will prepare it for you during those times when ur extremely busy. suppose you have an urgent meeting, or just a commitment you couldn’t miss. can’t let his champ get all drowsy can he?
on occasions when you are tired and annoyed. he would order starbiez (starbucks) and share it with you. knowing your love for their frappes. however keep in mind he is only doing this cause ur his office bestie grrr! also; when people try to get into your possé he can be slightly unkind. “i suppose you can tend to this later,” he smiles softly. asking for your excessively social colleague to back off when you & him are out to take a breather.
you share your best kept secret — your spotify playlist with him which you listen to often while working. he also, does the same. eventually ya’ll find out how similar your tastes are <3 in music. this leads to him randomly pinging you on teams with a song link, or sharing a lo-fi, reverb version of the song.
will randomly call you when you don’t wanna be disturbed just so you can share your screen & it will show as DND to others. however, he sits beside you the whole time working. <3 bestie 101 he’s the best okay?
can be quite cute when he asks you that you should have a makeup touch-up. whenever you have important meetings, he will be there asking you to retouch your blush/hair. “look good. remember they are already baffled by your brilliance. your beauty is the cherry on top.”
can be ur smoking buddy however he is reluctant to. looks like a mafia boss when he’s smoking and always rolls his eyes with a friendly smirk when you ask him whether his side hustle is of a mafia boss & whether he is doing this one cause of boredom. responds with, “guess we’ll see when i abduct you,”
at work parties he insists on driving you home cus he doesn’t trust anybody for shit. once you asked him that after 2 years if him & you both are still single he can marry you and that got my baby flustered lajsgdjdks
also, loyalty to the core. the colleagues you hate? he hates duh! fun fact: intjs are extremely competitive individuals and also like to shove their wins to their competitors faces so u can expect that a LOT from him. at the same time; he won’t ever compete with you cus basic human decency you do not compete w your best friends 💅🏻
sometimes when the chef in him awakens, he brings you those dishes for lunch and they are immaculate <3