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New chibi figures of Naruto characters

They're completely cute

My Hinata is so precious 💘🥺

New ilustration of Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Itachi and Sasori

New Naruto illustration ✨️

They're so beautiful

New Uchiha brothers card

Happy Birthday, Naruto!

I love Naruto so much. He's such an angel.

I love his character and the show entirely. Naruto is my comfort character. Something special about him makes me feel okay and safe when my life goes downhill. He is one of the main reasons why I am still pushing forward in my life to achieve my goals, especially during the hard times. When I fall he reminds me to get back up. To always believe in myself.

“FAILING DOESN’T GIVE YOU A REASON TO GIVE UP, AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE.” – NARUTO

❆ Prompt: The day Itachi's heart died along with you

It was the day of the Uchiha massacre.

You were always his own personal ball of sunshine. On days where Itachi was overwhelmed with the burdens of being an Uchiha, where he didn't even know where his loyalty lied, you were always there smiling at him even when he never told you anything.

You told him, "Tachi, you'll tell me when you're ready."

He never knew what in the world he did to deserve you. It felt like you understood him.

Itachi didn't know why you liked patting his head. He was obviously taller than you and it felt odd for him to be patted like a child. Itachi wouldn't admit it but he secretly loves the feeling of you raking your fingers through his smooth locks. The head patting would be something Itachi considered exclusive between you two.

On Itachi's bad days, yep he took your hand and placed it above his head. When you purposely pretended you didn't know what he means? It was a game of staring between you two. Once in a while, it ended up with Itachi murmuring and averting his eyes from you, with a veeery quiet voice you can't even hear without chanelling chakra to your ears, "pat pat..."

He also loved the aftermath of your head-patting. It always ended up with you throwing yourself at him and saying, "Tachiii, don't be sad! I'm here lookk!" It took only a head pat from you to warm his cold heart.

When the day of the massacre came, you were standing there in front of him, wearing an Uchiha t-shirt and some pajama shorts, the dim street lights illuminating your face. A sad smile was making its way to your face. Itachi thought you even looked beautiful like this.

Nonetheless, you stood there like you understood him. Again. "Don't be afraid, Itachi. You've made your choice. " You took a deep breath and continued, "and I believe in you. No matter what you choose, I love you. And I always will."

Itachi's whole body was shaking and he was hyperventilating. The idea of harming you even the slightest was so suffocating that he can't breathe. He can't remember how to breathe. He blinked back the tears forming around his eyes. He bit his lip so harshly that he can feel the metallic taste of blood. His hand holding the katana was pointed at you and yet you were smiling at him.

After a few moments of silence which felt like forever to Itachi, you moved. Faster than he's ever seen you move. You thrusted yourself onto his katana. Blood splattered into Itachi's cheek and a bloody cough escaped you. Itachi looked down to his katana which ripped through your body like paper.

His breath hitched. Itachi was frozen in place as if time around him stopped. You slowly raised your hand, your eyes crinkling in a smile, patted his head twice and said, "Pat..pat..." and your head lifelessly dropped on Itachi's shoulder.

You died and Itachi's heart died along with you.

note: the gif is not mine and not from tumblr

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Ehi! Can you please talk about the forehead poke and forehead bump meaning? SStards firmly believe the forehead poke is the ultimate expression of Sasuke's love for Sakura but the manga clearly states it's a way to gently push people away xD

Can you please stop using the word SS-tards? It’s ableist. Thank you.

The forehead poke is a sign of putting distance between two individuals, as it was evidently used by Itachi to exclude Sasuke from his plans. Sasuke himself says in chapter 576, “When you were alive, you always poked my forehead. You could not look after me, and then you ran away. Are you going to run away now? (…)” 

While Itachi wanted to spend time with his brother, he had important duties to fulfil; therefore, he kept Sasuke away while showing his affection through the fingers, which emphasise their own emotional connection that extends past their barriers, metaphorically speaking. 

This is the same when Sasuke poked Sakura’s forehead to politely distance himself from her for an undisclosed amount of time. He wanted to make a trip of atonement that portrays the barrier between the canon couple.

Itachi regretted keeping Sasuke at a distance, so he brought their foreheads closer to symbolise the erasure of said distance. The forehead bump is a loving gesture that implies closeness and true (brotherly) love. 

Uchihas are just built different lmao.

Say whatever you want about them, but no one simps like an Uchiha. No one.

Obito? Starts world war 4 over this girl who kicked his ass so far into the friendzone she broke NCAA field goal record

Itachi? Goes full "Lizzie Borden at family dinner" on his clan because some Deathstroke the Terminator looking fuck insinuated he was gonna maybe possibly definitely gonna fuck with Sasuke

Shisui? Rips out his own eyeball and flings it at Itachi like the world's worst birthday present, before dramatically flinging himself off a cliff like the heroine in a Victorian novel

Sasuke? This motherfucking egg noodle feels One™ (1) human emotion of Affection ™ for Naruto and instead of handling that in any way maturely, abandons his village, sticks his arm through Naruto's chest like a sock puppet, starts wearing open collared shirts and becomes an INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST

And let's not forget the original Simp™, the OG who started it all, the Uchiha Simp King:

Madara. This dude who kept himself alive for years on a diet of nothing but Spite™ so that he might one day face Hashirama again. Dude who sat down in the middle of a WAR to wait for Hashirama. Claims to hate Hashirama the most, but also no one is his equal and any person who even implies that they might be equal to Hashirama is lying and is shit and Madara needs to Defend His Honor because no one is allowed to speak of Hashirama like that. Dude has no goals, no ambitions, all thoughts only Hashirama Senju™ Notice Me Sempai.

King of the Simps™

New official Naruto art 🥰

madara is a bad uncle (and an even worse babysitter)

One of my older drawings ngl, but Itachi is pretty <3

The fucking funniest characters in Naruto imo:

Hidan walking around wearing a leather jacket during "feudal" japan, calling kids bitches, ripping off his own clothes and loosing limbs left and right

Itachi infiltrating the akatsuki to spy on their activities and never actually reporting anything useful to konoha

Fugaku telling his 5yo he's a disappointment lol

Sasuke becoming sluttier with every outfit change in his youth then wearing a black cloack over a mormon uniforms under the 40degrees celsius sun of konoha when he turns 30

Sakura giving her daughter anxiety by keeping her conception a mystery and making it worse by implying Sasuke & her never even kissed

Madarra being the biggest drama gay ever by implanting himself with his dead lover's cells

Obito translating Madara Speech into Idiot Speech during the war so Naruto understands he's being read by the bitter grandpa who's beating their ass

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LOVE DAY TO THESE GIRLES 👰🏿‍♀️❤️💕🩵💗🙏😊

hidan: hey quick question

kisame: what is it

hidan: if i cheated on my partner, what would you do? like be honest

kisame: id most likely tell on your ass

hidan: really bro? where tf is the loyalty, i thought we were boys??

konan: that's not loyalty, motherfucker

sasori: you need to be talking about where's the loyalty, YOU cheated on YOUR partner.

hidan: yeah, you're supposed to be on MY side, bro, what the fuck??

tobi: you think im just gonna turn a blind eye to you cheating on your partner?

hidan: as you should!

kakuzu: that's stupid.

hidan: like why would you do that, bro? what the fuck??

deidara: first of all, your partner's fine as fuck. they cook for you, clean for you, does everything you ask of them. and you're gonna cheat on THEM?

hidan: you're supposed to be on my side!

itachi: if i EVER catching you cheating on them, im whooping YOUR ass, then im gonna go to YOUR house, tell your partner what YOU did, fuck your partner, bang their back out and then make them call ME daddy -

hidan: ...

itachi: then ima marry their ass AND then imma get in good with their parents while im at it.

hidan: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL

deidara: oh shut up. cheating ass motherfucker, what's wrong with you?!

i would sell you for this:

konohagakure didn't deserve these precious boys

work by masashi kishimoto

song is die with a smile by lady gaga, bruno mars

Hot take: the real reason the 3rd hokage teamed up Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi is so Sasuke would master his sharingan and take control of Kurama.

There was never any expectation for Naruto to control the nine tails chakra, or they would have spent some time training or preparing him before Naruto (by sheer coincidence and through his own insistance, cause his teacher was prioritizing Sasuke) stumbled onto Jiraiya.

- Naruto only finding out he's a Jinchuriki by complete accident, cause the Hokage forbade anyone to tell him

- Naruto finding out in a totally unforseen event by his father that Kurama being placed in him was supposed to make him a hero, and not as a curse or punishment like he was always lead to believe

Naruto was only ever meant to be the vessel. Should he lose the reigns on Kurama or not cooperate with the leaf, then Sasuke can just take over.

Kakashi was the only one who could teach Sasuke how to use the sharingan, which is why he was specifically assigned to this team.

Even hotter take: Itachi explicitly instructed Sasuke to kill his best friend in order to activate the mangekyou sharingan and face him. Which would have inevitably been one of Sasuke's teammates, as this boy was left with nothing else.

The third hokage (Danzo and the elders by proxy, cause the old man can't make a decision by himself clearly) definitely knows this. He definitely knows how the sharingan works and how it elevates through extreme emotion, more often by killing a loved one.

Naruto was set up like a pig for slaughter. If it wasn't for Sasuke himself refusing to follow in his brother's footsteps and removing himself from the influence of the leaf village, that would have been the path we ended up facing. If it wasn't for Jiraiya, Naruto would never have begun to access his or Kurama's chakra and just ended up swallowed up by it when he inevitably and unknowingly lost control like with Haku. If it wasn't for Tsunade banging on desks and vouching for Naruto, he would've been locked inside the leaf out of 'protection' from the Akatsuki. If it wasn't for Naruto proving his worth and proving himself indispensible it absolutely would've been Danzo taking over Sasuke's place in controling the nine-tails as soon as his eyes opened.

Comfort headcanons

A/N: I felt sad and I needed some comfort from my boiz, I wrote for Kakashi too because I know somone will appreciate it very much too. I hope this can make someone feel better like it made me feel a bit better when writing it

882 - Kakashi x reader, Itachi x reader, Deidara x reader, just generall comfort hcs (headcanons), nothing angsty just pure fluff

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Kakashi:

☁︎︎ Kakashi is always there for his s/o when they need him

☁︎︎ it doesn’t matter what it is, it could be the spider that scared you, this man will hold you as long as you need to

☁︎︎ 20/10 points for great listener: He got dissmissed as a child when he needed it the most and knows that pain and NEVER wants his s/o to feel like that. Never ever - that would be his worst nightmare come true

☁︎︎ Trust is really important to him and he wants his s/o to trust him that he won’t do that to them

☁︎︎ He is the person that will sit with them and be there for them, but won’t hug or touch them unless they ask him too

☁︎︎ Kakashi has a thing for personal space especially when he isn’t feeling well and he knows how bad it can feel to be hugged or touched when you don’t want to

☁︎︎ super nice to them and he gives me chicken soup vibes. Like he can cook very well and chicken soup saves everything so when they’ve calmed down a bit he’ll give them from his soup (good soup)

☁︎︎ If they cried he’ll insist that they drink water

☁︎︎ If they let him hold you he’ll pull them close and rock them in his arms slightly

☁︎︎ A gentle words whisperer that’s him, he tells them that everything will be ok and that they needn’t worry because he’s here now

☁︎︎ Kakashi actually means what he says and he’ll help them in any way that he can because seeing his s/o sad just breaks his heart over and over again

☁︎︎ his forehead kisses are supreme

Itachi:

☁︎︎ Itachi is very very gentle with you

☁︎︎ even if you yell at him because you’re angry at the world or violently cry into his chest he’ll just gently hold you and whisper calming and comforting words into your ear

☁︎︎ he always makes sure if something he does is ok with you and if that’s the way you like to be comforted - if you deny his hugs he won’t be mad at you. He’ll sit with you and talk and if you don’t want to talk he’ll just offer his company to you

☁︎︎ now he would do anything, but leave you alone. He just can’t bring himself to leave you alone especially when something is up

☁︎︎ Itachi is big on comfort food because he remembers how his mom used to make him comfort food when he came back from a particularly hard day. He’d often watch her cook and that would relax him, but he also remembered the ingredients and how to make her dishes

☁︎︎ he goes off a lot of personal experience so if you ever feel like Itachi comforting you is like a being in your mom's nice warm hug it’s probably because that’s what Itachi is trying to make you feel - his hugs always feel fuzzy and like home

☁︎︎ Also Itachi is always scared if his past experiences will make you trivialize your pain. He really doesn’t want that because of how much he cares about you

☁︎︎ You might not even have a reason to feel terrible and to him, it’s still fully valid and he wants to help you through that. That’s why he might sometimes hold back on telling you his past because deep down he’s scared that will push you away or make you believe your pain isn’t valid

☁︎︎ that said, he doesn’t sugarcoat. If something is not ok he won’t tell you it’s ok

☁︎︎ he’ll reassure you that you’ll make it, but won’t hide the fact that it will be hard

☁︎︎ all in all, would definitely recommend - one of the best cuddle and comfort buddies

Deidara:

☁︎︎ clueless at first

☁︎︎ doesn’t know what to do and panics a bit himself

☁︎︎ will pull you into his arms the moment he sees you and would hug you VERY tightly

☁︎︎ kind of helps because now you can feel his heartbeat that starts calming you down

☁︎︎ boy tries his best to calm you down which consists of cuddles and telling you that everything will be ok

☁︎︎ He will make some attempts to make you smile or laugh to calm you down

☁︎︎ it’s a bit hard for him to stay in one place and listen, but you bet that he sits his ass down to listen to you

☁︎︎ a good thing about him is that his past isn’t extremely dramatic unlike Itachi’s and Kakashi’s so with him it’s hard to feel guilty or trivialize your pain

☁︎︎ While holding you Deidara will gently pet your hair and if it helps he’ll let you play with his blond mane

☁︎︎ He can’t really cook, but that’s why we can order food. Will literally cross mountains to get you your favorite dish

☁︎︎ he’ll put his work and art away for you and when you’ve calmed down he’ll sit down to watch movies with you, specifical romcoms

☁︎︎ I won’t lie he is a very Pinterest boyfriend, but still sweet, we love him

☁︎︎ he’s very sweet to the s/o he loves so much