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the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane
imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.
and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake
what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something
Petition to make it allowed for the F1 drivers to be able to honk at one another.
Who's signing? ✍🏻
Etain, daydreaming about Darman: What's the best way to a man's heart?
Ordo: Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I want to make sure.
Etain:
I told my older sister and she ran with "Leo continuing to yell in Japanese" by adding: "He got hit with a spell so now he can only talk in Japanese while still perfectly understanding English".
I'm using Google translate so nothing will probably make sense but just. Imagine.
2012 and Rise kids: *arguing about how to fix the spell* 2012 Leo: マイキー。 Rise Mikey: *Frog stare* 2012 Leo: ばかのように言い争いをするのではなく、彼らに少し黙っているように言う必要があります。 Rise Mikey: ...Hey guys, big Leo needs you guys to be quiet for just a minute so he can talk, but thinks your suggestions are all great! 2012 kids, knowing good and well that that isn’t what Leo said: Rise kids, all unaware: Rise Leo: NI SIQUIERA PUEDE MANTENER UNA CONVERSACIÓN SIN QUE USTED TRADUZCA. 2012 Leo, wholly confused: 私はあなたが私に何を言おうとしているのかわからない- Rise Mikey: NARDO I CAN’T TRANSLATE FOR YOU LIKE THIS Rise Leo: BIEN, TENGO EL PODER DE ESTA CONVERSACIÓN EN MIS MANOS. PUEDO DECIR LO QUE QUIERA
Okay I think I've seen a post like this before but I love the thought that the 2012 TMNT boys speak perfect, beautiful, flowing, textbook Japanese and just break into it when they get really upset, so sometimes you just hear Raph arguing that "pineapple does NOT go on pizza what are you doing Mikey-" in Japanese, using one of the best accents you've heard (you'd think he's a native speaker)
And then there's just. RoTTMNT. They speak English. They picked up a few languages here and there and then dropped them, besides Leo who decided he was also going to speak Spanish.
In a crossover, 2012 Leo yells something at Rise Leo in Japanese, expecting that their Splinter taught them it as well. Rise Leo just shrieks something back in poorly pronounced Spanish and now both of them are confused
I need a nmt episode about the sniggles forming a labor union and going on strike
I’m finally editing all the Instagram posts so it’s normal and I realized I had A LOT of drawings I didn’t even repost here so here we are starting off with a wonderful quote from Doctor Who... for Moominvalley!