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ive been salivating a lot while sleeping, which wouldn't be a problem if i didnt wake up w a pool of spit in my hand multiple days
Everytime I see posts of shipping Ezio/Altaïr/Connor/Haytham/Edward with Desmond
Ain't gonna stand incest (even distant) in my house
🪐 — edward teach ;
@musecraft ( as izzy ) says: i've gotten you this far. trust me just a little longer.
izzy usually stays out of it when he's like this. on the blue side of moody, with no energy left to get out there and face his crew ( it's the fearless, bloodthirsty legend they want to see, and he can't do that right now ). he usually closes the door and makes sure no one else sees how much of the myth is just another fuckery, one they staged together. edward doesn't get up, his eyes stay closed, half hidden under the back of his hand resting on his forehead, but he hears izzy just fine — though his fingers kind of burn with the itch to reach for his aching, fucked up knee. and he can't do that, not until his first mate decides to leave the room, or he is told to. izzy has more than enough on his hands, it would be unfair to have him worry about that too. most days, edward is aware of it. most days.
❛ i do trust you, iz. ❜ tone is earnest, instead of dismissive or distracted. little does the world know, after all, that without israel fucking hands blackbeard would probably be long dead by now. so this is a thank you of sorts, the only kind of it traded between them: a little rough around the edges, not really out there in the open.
NEVER PARTICULARLY GIFTED WITH WORDS, the things he truly wants to say get choked in his throat before they have the chance to reach his lips. but edward is a rare man, & when izzy says trust me, his captain hears his true meaning. he doesn’t have to say it; edward already knows the depths of his first mate’s devotion. they have learned each other’s language over the years, come to understand each other in a way no one else does. israel hands the only man alive who is privy to this side of the legendary blackbeard — the only man alive who is allowed near him when he is like this. & he is the only one who knows how to meet his captain’s ever-changing needs.
❝ the boys are taken care of — i’ve given them enough work to do that they won’t have time to wonder where you are. & with our current heading, we should be able to sail without incident for two more days, at least. ❞ the report is delivered cooly, his tone all business. blackbeard hasn’t called for him to come closer, & izzy knows better to approach without being asked, especially when his mood is this dismal. yet still he aches to cross the room to kneel before his captain’s chair, to catch his gaze & see that the fire he loved so dearly still smoldered in his those dark eyes. if only blackbeard would look at him, izzy would know that he was still where he belonged. when he speaks again, his voice is softer than before, almost pleading. ❝ but the ship needs her captain, edward. ❞ & so do i.
scrolling through ao3 cuz im bored.. and i see the phrase 'cal is a freshly 15 yr old hypersexual shit and andre is a pedophile how lovely' Pardon??
deebo-ing an ask i just saw but what's your favorite scent 👀💐
clean cotton is definitely my fav 😌 it’s so fresh and honestly the only scent that doesn’t feel “cluttered”. what about you??
colorado avalanche @ vegas golden knights, 26.03.2018
TW: mentions of serial killers, mental illness, and just a whole ass rant.
Okay time for a hot take. I don't normally post things like this, but I just saw a whole blog dedicated to someone's "love" of serial killer, Richard Ramirez, and oh boy am I bothered.
Don't call yourself a hybristophile because you think it's cute that you're attracted to a literal serial killer. You are sick. You need help. This isn't something for you to humble brag about because it's fucking disgusting.
Richard Ramirez is an awful, disgusting person who did really bad things and took the lives of a lot of innocent people. He is NOT someone to be admired, attracted to, or fantasized about. Plus have you SEEN his nasty ass? He's not good looking.
It's one thing to be interested in true crime, and even to have favorite cases that fascinate you. Don't get me wrong, I love reading about the Dahmer case because there's just so much information to go through. Does this make Dahmer any less of a horrible person? Does this make any of his actions any less evil than they are? No and no.
It's shit like this that ruins a whole community and places a taboo on anyone interested in true crime. This is why everyone thinks people in the tcc are fucking nuts. Keep your weird fantasies for your therapist and keep them off of my dash. I don't want to see them.
TLDR - Don't romanticize serial killers. They aren't worth it and it makes you look gross.
she nyawing on my OwO til i XD
Unpopular opinion: People only make CatNap Valentino because both of them have red smoke and DogDay Angel Dust because of that one drawing or whatever. It makes me feel gross. CatNap isn't a gross disgusting creep and DogDay isn't like Angel at all.
CW: Tsest talk
I will NEVER understand why there are people that ship the Turtles together. Like THEY. ARE. BROTHERS!! AND THEY ARE TEENAGERS!! I dont care if you age them up in your au, it still doesnt make it ok! I hate seeing it on my page with a burning fucking passion!!
Ugh i shouldnt have to make this post but ive seen too much of it for me to say quiet
And just so everyones aware, if i see any TSEST post or blog, i will be blocking you
NO EXCEPTIONS