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A recent cartoon for New Scientist

Idle hands stimboard bcs I adore that movie

by i-crave-blood

“It’s no use.”

….asking for a friend:

Its giving:

bro my Napoleon obsession started when I was in 9th grade and we read about the French revolution and stuff and I just kept staring at his potrait in my history book... His beautiful thighs and face.. is there a cure for this

Good luck my friend!

This all started for me when I was in the sixth grade and now decades later here I am *motions to everything around me*

me, trying to explain to my therapist that my whole life I’ve had this sense of morality and black/white thinking and this self-centered god-complex belief in my own simultaneous superiority and inferiority and a distance between myself and the people i share the earth with that gives me the feeling of moving through the world as a ghost or some kind of non-human being that can never be fully understood or loved and that this belief has both made me incredibly lonely and also granted me a feeling of safety. And that if I were to be truly seen and loved by a person (and believe I am truly seen and loved by them) my whole worldview would be shattered and that feeling of safety would be ripped away from me and that horrifies and terrifies me to think about but I still crave that love more deeply than anything else I have ever wanted: ok so do you know this character castiel from the hit cw show supernatural?

God damn this feels like something my father would do

I have a character who had the blandest backstory. So, to spice it up I simply brutally murdered his father right in front of him with a polar bear.