Jack Hylton - Tumblr Posts

Intro 1:

She calls it It,

Just simply It.

That is the word,

They're using now.

For that improper fraction

Of vague attraction,

That gets the action somehow.

You've either got,

Or you have not.

That certain thing,

That makes 'em cling.

So if the boys don't seem to fall for you,

There's just no hope at all for you.

Give up and quit,

You'll never hit,

If you do not got it.

Intro 2:

Now that's it,

So that's it.

That wasn't took,

From any book.

See how her eyes got bolder,

And look at that shoulder,

I've got a shoulder,

Yes.

You've got two lips,

But look at those,

Look at those eyes,

Look at that nose.

Her personality just oozes out,

But what of me?

Your fuze is out,

Give up and quit,

You'll never hit,

I wish that I got it.

Chorus 1:

There was a time,

When sex seemed something quite complex.

Mister Freud then employed,

Words we never had heard of.

He kept us on a string,

We kept on wondering.

But the seed of sin,

Now at last has been,

Found by Elinor Glyn.

In one word she defines,

That indefinable thing.

Chorus 2:

Joan has a magic lure,

Jane has a way demure.

Lou can pet,

You and get,

Anything that she asks for.

Fay rolls a wicked eye,

Kay heaves a nifty sigh.

Mable shows her knee,

That the reason,

The birds eye Mable you see,

Why do you look at them,

and pay no attention to me?