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Pennywise, Jason, and Chop Top reactions to their S/O pushing them into a chair and giving them a filthy lap dance? Cuz..... I thirst lol
I think everyone reading this is thirsty too 😂 you’re not alone
Pennywise
•Human? What are you doing? Why are pus-oh!
•It’s not the style of dancing he does, but he loves it. You keep doing what you’re doing and he’s a happy lil clown
•He’d be confused at first, not like he ever got a lap dance before, or even saw one for that matter. He does realize what you’re doing after a minute and just rolls with it.
•Penny is gonna ask you to do that more often. Maybe even teach him? He wants to give you a lap dance.
•Penny is a smiling mess the entire time. Drool falling out of his carnivorous mouth, eyes splitting apart at times, and not to mention lust.
Jason
•Jason is way too innocent for this. He doesn’t know what to do and he’s too scared to ask to know what you’re doing
•This poor boy just sits there the entire time just staring. Not sexually, just confused as to why you’re doing this
•He gets embarrassed when you have to explain to him what you’re doing, but once he knows, he doesn’t mind you doing it again.
•He finally understands what all those teens were doing and he understands why they do it. It’s fun.
ChopTop
•ChopTop is nothing but exited for this! Fuck yeah! A free dance! He’ll take that any day. Push him into a chair and dance for him all you want! He doesn’t care
•He gets super horny when you dance on him. His erection is practically ripping out his jeans! You just created a horny monster
•Fuck yeah he’s going to touch, grope, and slap any part of your body! It’s his lap dance and Chop is going to do what he wants. He’s mostly grabbing and slapping your ass though
•He’s going to give you a lap dance back. Shaking his ass and everything. It’s not the sexiest thing in the world, but he’s trying okay. He even bought a speedo for this
•He’s fucking you in that chair right after that. There will be no mercy to you or that chair. You put this upon yourself. Enjoy being sore for a few days