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The crossover no one asked for
So, I was scrolling on reels post-shower. As one does. And I came across a video of what I'm pretty sure is a yellow lab grabbing a fish in its mouth that is nearly the length of its entire body. And then I thought, what if they did this with Clifford in Jaws??? I honestly think it could work. Does anyone else see my vision here?
Is it just me or did anyone else find out sharks were still real a couple years ago from a lemon demon song, I'm not joking, cause I was talking about the song jaws with my mom and said "are sharks still a thing or did they go extinct already" and she looked at me like I just took off my pants in front of her
aRT-DuMP FiLe 101
SuBJeCT: BuLL 🦈
MooD: GLaD 😳
aRTiST(?): Me!! (Rowney)
MeSSaGe To THe VieWeR(S): DoeS aNYoNe oF You RiNG a BeLL To THiS "GiJiNKa" (HuMaN VeRSioN oF aN aNTHRoPoMoRPHiC CHaRaCTeR 🤓) CHaRaCTeR THaT i MaDe? 😬🦈
FoR THoSe WHo DoeSN'T KNoW HiM, 🤔 He iS a MiDDLe-SCHooL "BuLLY" CHaRaCTeR oN aN oLD CaRTooN NeTWoRK SHoW eNTiTLeD: "MY GYM PaRTNeR'S a MoNKeY" 🦁/👱🐒
He iS... 🥁 ViRGiL "BuLL" SHaRKoWSKi 🦈 (oBViouSLY He'S a BuLLSHaRK) 😅
P.S.
i DRaW GooD WHeN i (ReaLLY) LoVe/LiKe THe SuBJeCT 😄 (aSiDe FRoM i PeRSoNaLLY PiCKeD HiM ouT FRoM MY PeRSoNaL "THiNGS To DRaW" LiST, SiNCe THaT i ReaLLY HaVeN'T DRaWN aNYTHiNG "PeRSoNaL" NoWaDaYS... 😑)
WeLL.. 🙃 You KiDS eNJoY! 😜👋
🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄
Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.
Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.
Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)
The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)
http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm
MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing
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Naked girl from Jaws movie.
"GIVENCHY JAWS" 1st in series. In the spirit of Halloween I've decided to do a few pieces inspired by some of my favorite horror films. The fusion of fashion and horror begins with this piece. GIVENCHY's shark sweater is reminiscent of the infamous "JAWS" poster and I thought it would make a cool and spooky homage. Watercolor illustration, illustrated by Christian Cimoroni.
It's true about Hollywood always missing the point. Good example: Jaws. I studied Jaws in scriptwriting courses as an example of a wildly popular script. The reason, according to my teachers (and I agree) is that the relationships and characters are so compelling. You care about whether the characters die! Hollywood's takeaway was "let's make a bazillion one-word-title movies about monster-creatures eating people who are generic, uninteresting characters." Bet you can't name more than two now.
into the spiderverse was a really good movie but that did not mean we needed every single production company to make a new multiverse
"El alcalde de 'Tiburón' aún es el alcalde en 'Tiburón 2'. Es muy importante votar en tus elecciones locales."
— Traducción al español del texto de una camiseta cuya fotografía lleva rondando por internet desde 2018, aunque el texto en sí está en línea al menos desde 2017. No sé que intentaba probar al buscar la fecha en la que empezó a circular la frase, pero terminé encontrando que el ex-mandatario británico Boris Johnson llegó a decir en 2007 que admira al alcalde de 'Tiburón'. Hagan con esa información lo que ustedes quieran.
silhouettes in horror
psycho (1960) the exorcist (1973) jaws (1975) halloween (1978) the fog (1980) the shining (1980) a nightmare on elm street (1984) bram stoker’s dracula (1992) i know what you did last summer (1997) lights out (2016)