Jedi Survivor Critical - Tumblr Posts

Points about Jedi Survivor:

The entire story is about squatters fighting each other over squatter's rights for a planet neither of the parties had any legitimate claim over;

Cal decides to act like the Prequel Era Jedi and gets almost all his friends killed;

A lot of people die because Cal wanted a planet that was of no practical use to him whatsoever;

Bode Akuna killing Cordova was an Imperial Agent killing a wanted criminal;

Cal had no authority to pursue Bode or request Bode's surrender for his killing Cordova;

Cal spends the majority of the game fighting everyone except the Empire;

Darth Vader was wasted in this game;

The High Republic Jedi was wasted in this game;

AAA games always manage to make me root for the bad guy instead of the hero;

Bode Akuna is beautiful and if I were gay ...;

Bode is a family man?! My brother in the Empire, I forgive you for not surrendering Tanelor to the Empire;

The noblest thing Cal could have done was to let Bode live with his daughter on Tanelor;

Followed closely by Cal letting the High Jedi reclaim Tanelor and leave that High Jedi to get killed by Palpatine and Darth Vader;

Cal has gotten mad sus since Fallen Order;