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𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐭. 𝐣𝐢𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫

━━━━━‧₊˚➛ nsfw abcs for jim hopper. [if you don't know what the nsfw abcs are, it's basically a quick list of headcanons for each letter of the alphabet on how i think jim would act in said prompt]

pairing ‧₊˚➛ jim hopper x gn!reader

tags ‧₊˚➛18+ content, smut, mention of kinks, sex acts, fantasies, oral sex, the whole nine yards. mostly gn!reader. a few afab terms like breeding kink and implying reader can get pregnant. fingering. reader mentioned wearing a skirt once. degradation kink. praise kink. dominate!jim.

w.c.‧₊˚➛3208

a.n. ‧₊˚➛ had fun doing this. feel free to request other characters for me to do this for.

masterlist. navi.

[ A ] aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jim will do anything you need after sex. Want to just cuddle? He’ll hold you in his arms all night. Need a shower? He will carry you there. Sore? He’ll give you a massage (and even an ice pack when needed, though he always feels bad when he’s so rough). 

Always the gentleman, of course he’ll clean you up right after. He doesn’t care if it’s a hook-up or a long-term relationship, he’s not just going to roll over and be done with it. He’s grabbing his t-shirt or fetching a towel and wiping you down before you even have the chance to say anything. 

He’s also super into praising. Even if the sex you just had was dirty and rough, afterwards he can’t help but be sweet and gentle, telling you how beautiful you look. How good you are to him. How amazing you felt. How much he just wants to be with you forever. Placing small kisses on your forehead and cheeks. 

[ B ] body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Jim Hopper is a thighs guy. Don’t get me wrong, he loves your ass and chest too, but your thighs?! He goes crazy. Loves squeezing them and rubbing them. He loves when you wear stockings that make your thighs billow at the sides. And when you wear shorter skirts and/or shorts, he’s done for. Especially if you’re sitting down because of course that makes your thighs accentuated. He’s always resting a hand on the top of your thigh. He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it most of the time.

On himself? Hopper’s pretty self conscious, but you’ve convinced him that his dad bod is hot hot hot. Even if he doesn’t believe it himself all the time, he smirks whenever he’s wearing his shirt a little bit more unbuttoned than usual (or unbuttoned all together) because you’ll be all over him. And he loves it when you get handsy.  

[ C ] cum (anything to do with cum, basically) 

My man loves to come inside you. But he would never beg you to let him. He doesn’t even bring it up. He is always cautious and uses a condom. Eventually you tell him he doesn’t have to wear one, but he has to pull out. He doesn’t bat an eye and does as you say, happy you came to this conclusion on your own. 

One day, in the middle of sex, right before he’s about to come, he asks “where do you want me?” and you reply “inside me.” He’s caught completely off guard and quickly double checks with you on what you just said. Then he finishes deep inside you and groans like a wild fucking animal, loving the way he seeps out of you. Sex is never the same after that for either of you. There’s just something about the way this man likes to fill you up. And you love to feel his warm seed drip out of you. 

[ D ] dirty secret 

This is something he’ll never tell you because he’s embarrassed and he thinks it’s wrong (though it’s pretty vanilla all things considered). But after he first met you, he was completely entranced. He never thought someone like you would ever be into someone like him. He couldn’t get you out of his mind. So much so that you started popping into his head while he was jerking off. He tried to block you out, he felt bad knowing you two barely knew each other and here he was, imagining what it would feel like to be buried inside you. Eventually, he just gave in, and he pictures you almost every time to get off now.

[ E ] experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s experienced enough. He’s had multiple hook-ups, he was even married for a time. But he still hasn’t done a lot of shit. So it’s never dull in the bedroom. Plus, he’s completely obsessed with you, so sex is amazing every time no matter what.

And he’s pretty fucking good. He listens to you and wants to do what pleases you, and honestly, that makes him better in bed than most of the people you’ve been with. Whatever you want, he’ll do it. He always wants you to finish first. He learns exactly what you like, memorizes your body and where you react the most. He is pretty proud of the fact that he can make you come in under 5 minutes if needed. 

[ F ] favorite position

He wants to say missionary because of the perfect view. You can kiss. He can see your chest glowing with beads of sweat. He can see the way your bodies are connecting if he looks down. You’re able to cling onto him and dig your nails into his back. He can hit you pretty hard in this position too. He can bury his face in your neck. He loves squishing you into the mattress and watching you squirm beneath him. It’s just an overall great position. 

But….. he goes crazy when you ride him. He loves watching you take control. (but usually he only lets you do that in the beginning, things always end with him dominating you.) He loves being able to squeeze and hold your ass and thighs. He can watch you roll your eyes into the back of your head and throw your head backward in ecstasy. He just loves seeing you pleasure yourself on him at your own pace. 

And of course, he loves to bend you over and fuck you as hard as he can sometimes. What can I say? My man is versatile. 

[ G ] goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Jim can definitely be goofy. He loves making little silly comments that make you giggle. Or little remarks like “Oh, did you want something, sweetheart?” while you’re basically on your knees begging him to fuck you. 

But most of the time he’s pretty serious. He tends to get a bit deep and gruff when he’s with you. He’s so focused on pleasing you and watching you unravel underneath him that there’s no time for humor. He turns into dark!hopper whenever he’s turned on. (pheeewwww) 

[ H ] hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Jim is somewhat hairy. His chest, happy trail, the works. He keeps it mostly natural and god do you love it. His lower region he keeps clean and well groomed for you though. When he’s single he doesn’t care, but when he’s with you?! He gets nervous just the same as you do and wants to make sure he looks good. 

[ I ] intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romantic!!! Jim is so sensual and romantic when you get intimate. He likes to take his time and roam your entire body. He’s slow and passionate. He wants you to be crying out because he’s fucking you so good. However, once you get a little closer with him, occasionally he can get a bit aggressive (of course only when you consent). But he can’t control himself and sometimes he’ll slam you against a wall and take you. Or call you dirty names while making your eyes water from him face fucking you. He’s even been known to ‘punish’ you on occasion. 

[ J ] jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He’s just like every other dude and jacks off regularly. But once you enter his life, he holds off. He knows how much better he’ll feel finishing with you around him rather than his own hand. And the build-up makes everything better. It’s why sometimes he’ll finish a bit prematurely, because he hasn’t gotten off in over a week, just waiting to have you moaning beneath him. 

[ K ] kinks

Size kink. Oh lord. I think it goes without saying that my guy loves knowing he’s so much bigger than you. He loves having to bend over to be eye level with you. He loves how small you look while you’re straddled on top of him. He loves all the faces you make when he fills you up, knowing you’ve never had anyone quite as big as Jim. He loves being able to throw you around a bit. Loves seeing your tiny hand wrap around his cock. Loves intertwining your fingers, your hand getting lost in his. He embraced his size and absolutely loses his mind at all these little details. 

Breeding kink. Yeah… He loves coming inside you, and why do you think that is? Yes it feels so good, but he loves the idea of getting you pregnant. Whether or not he’s actually ready for (or even wants) more kids is besides the point. He just can’t get over the idea of his seed taking hold. (and he loves a little role play—he likes it when you pretend you don’t want him to finish inside you, but he does it anyway…) 

This one kind of goes with the next prompt (location). He likes exhibitionism. Mainly in the sense that he likes the idea of almost getting caught. He wants people to know you’re his. If you still live at home, he wants to fuck you in your bedroom, the thrill of having to be quiet so your parents don’t catch you both drives him crazy. He’s even pulled over on the side of the road to fuck you. It was late and no one was on the road, but the idea of someone driving by and catching the chief of police…. 

[ L ] location (favorite places to do the do)

He likes the classics: a bed. He likes the room to be able to do what he wants with you, so having you sprawled out on his mattress is the best thing.

His truck. His fucking truck. Loves when you ride him. It’s a tight fit so usually you have to be the one on top, and he loves seeing you so close against him while you try not to hit the roof of his truck. Every time you wear skirts (if you wear them), it seems to happen. He also lives for the thrill of being caught a little bit. He wants everyone to know how desperate you are to have him.

His office. It definitely made him nervous at first, but bending you over his work desk and fucking the shit out of you while his coworkers are down the hall is so hot to him. Usually, he’s pretty good at keeping quiet and making you stay quiet, but he has gotten carried away before while fucking you against the wall, then knocked over all his shit on his desk. When you left, the others could definitely tell what just happened. 

[ M ] motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You. I mean, once Hopper really falls for a person, it seems like he turns into a sex addict. Not really, but he just can never seem to have enough of you. You definitely use that to your advantage and make sure to wear outfits you know to drive him crazy when you’re both out. He gets really quiet and is just waiting until you get back to his truck so he can punish you for teasing him. 

[ N ] no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn’t like BDSM. He just doesn’t get the love around hurting your partner. You asked him to choke you once, and he was okay with that. He liked seeing his big hand wrap easily around your neck. And a little slap on the ass is good too, but he doesn’t like anything more than that. He does, however, unintentionally leave bruises on you. He doesn’t always remember how much bigger he is than you and will lose track of himself and not realize how tight he’s holding you or how forceful he pushed you against the wall. He definitely prefers to be gentle. 

[ O ] oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Who doesn’t like to get their dick sucked? He loves when you go down on him, but he definitely prefers to come inside you instead of your mouth. Nothing compares to how that feels. But he does love seeing you on your knees, struggling and choking around his cock. 

He loves giving. Your legs wrapped around him, your fingers pulling at his hair? Yeah, he’s obsessed with that. Loves seeing you squirm and buck into his mouth. The fact that he’s causing all that is enough to make him come himself. He’s been known to jack off/rub against the bed while his head is between your legs and making himself come the same time you do. 

[ P ] pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He can be both. Sometimes he just wants to fuck you real slow, your bodies pressed flat against one another, leaving kisses along your jaw and lips. His growls are usually deep and long. He loves torturing you too. You’ll buck against him, begging him to go faster, but he’ll hold you down, telling you to be patient. 

And sometimes he wants to go slow, but he can’t help it and ends up being a bit rough. And a lot of the times Jim is fast and rough, bending you over, grabbing your hips tightly, thrusting into you hard and fast. His groans and growls are loud and constant. 

[ Q ] quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He definitely likes to take his time, even when he fucks you fast and hard. There’s usually a lot of build-up. Foreplay is all about you. He loves teasing you, touching you, slowly stripping you, fingering you until you’re bucking against his hand. But he doesn’t mind a good quickie. You turn him on so much, that sometimes he can fuck you in his truck or his office in under 5 minutes. 

[ R ] risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Nothing crazy, but he likes the idea of being caught as mentioned previously. He’s fucking you against his truck in the dark parking lot, in his office, at your house when your parents are home, on the side of the road. He almost hopes someone sees. He wants everyone to know how good he fucks you. And sometimes people are in disbelief that someone like you is with him, and he wants them to see just how much you want and beg for it. 

[ S ] stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last a long time if needed, but usually he comes relatively quickly. He mastered the art of riling you up just enough so when he finally enters you, you both come at the same time even though he doesn’t last long. 

He usually can go for 2 rounds, but if you’re really horny, you can make him go as many rounds as you want. It’s easy to get him going again when he’s so attracted to you. 

[ T ] toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I’m going to assume that toys weren’t that popular in the 80s?! Or maybe just more taboo? Either way, hopper has nothing against them, but he doesn’t need them. He can make you come easily without them. Even if you’re someone who’s struggled to climax in the past, Hopper makes it his mission to make you feel as good as possible. 

However, he would find it extremely hot if he ever caught you using a toy (or just masturbating in general). 

[ U ] unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, boy, does Hopper like to tease you. He absolutely loves when you whine and complain. It turns him on so much. He loves when you act like a little brat. And you’ve been known to tease him, especially in public, and he’ll make sure to get his revenge. But yeah, Hop loves making you beg for it. He’ll finger you and then stop abruptly as you whine and cry for him to keep going. And he will eventually (he doesn’t like the idea of leaving you hanging) but he waits until you are begging for it. Pleading on your knees that you’ll be a good girl. 

[ V ] volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

OH man. Here we go! Hopper is loud by nature. His voice his deep and booming. It’s enough to make someone jump. And he definitely sounds how you’d expect during sex. He grunts a lot, growls, and groans. He's pretty vocal in his moaning. It’s hard for you both to have sneaky, quiet sex because Hopper is the one making way too much noise. You’ve often had to cover his mouth with your hand to try and keep his voice at bay. He’s even loud when he’s going down on you. He’ll be humming and groaning as you squeeze your thighs around his head. He can’t help it. 

[ W ] wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Hopper is pretty obviously a dom. He is always in control (for the most part) and loves dominating you. But once, you had decided to try something different. You demanded that he got on his knees. Hopped eyed you suspiciously, one of his eyebrows raising, and debated on whether to listen to you or not. Reluctantly, he did what you said. You instructed him not to touch you while you took what you wanted from him. Jim tried to not listen a few times and reach up to touch you, but you slapped his hand away. You degraded him, called him a bad boy. That certainly made Hopper tingle. By the end of things, he was crying out for you, begging you to let him finish, his hands digging into the mattress. 

This isn’t something he’s always game for, but from time to time, he likes to be your bitch for the night. 

[ X ] x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I mean… he’s definitely big. I’d say 8-10 inches. Big. And his girth is….. yeah… Enough to make you have to adjust every time you have sex. 

[ Y ] yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s got a normal sex drive for someone his age. However, once you two are together, it definitely skyrockets. He’s always yearning for you. It’s rather frustrating because he thought he had gotten past that time in his life when he was uncontrollably horny. He’s even gotten hard at work just thinking about you. He hasn't had an uncontrollable boner since his twenties. It’s out of control how easily you get him going. 

[ Z ] zZz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Rather quickly. Jim works a lot, so he’s usually tired, duh. He’ll always make sure to take care of you after though. And he likes to cuddle with you until you both fall asleep. But he’s usually snoring before you even shut your eyes with his arm draped around you. If you try and roll over, his arm stops you, pulling you into his chest even though he’s fast asleep.