Jokes Only I Get - Tumblr Posts

Having a muse sucks. How do you tell someone that they are pretty much the love of your life but like, platonically? Now I know why so many renaissance poets got so heavy into ye olde vagueposting.

"Hey I know we don't talk that much and I don't mean to be intimidating or anything but I thought you should know that but yours is a beauty which burns in my heart undimmed by the wear of years."

"You are the sole pattern of my passions, but like, in a chill way."

"Your very presence in this world redeems all my fallen hopes for joy, not that I like you or anything."

"Like hey, no romo but u are the song my soul would sing.

...U make my heart go ringy ding ding."