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selina: i'm meeting with a russian diplomat tomorrow

mike: ugh... what do you talk to a russian about?

selina: i dunno. i guess i like tolstoy.

mike: y'know, the original title of war and peace was "war, what is it good for". his mistress suggested he should change it.

selina: really? huh.

*later, with russian diplomat*

selina: you know, the original title of war and peace was war what is it good for.

dan: ma'am-

selina: it was his mistress who suggested he change it.

dan: ma'am-

russian diplomat:

*international relations ruined*