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Daedric Dragonborn Fetish

The five pieces of evidence for the Oblivion Fad of ‘Dragonborn fetish’ are as follows

Piece of Evidence 1: Uriel VII was in oblivion for 10 years, I guess in Dagon’s realm.

Piece of Evidence 2: Sanguine and Martin

Piece of Evidence 3: If you have COC x Martin or COC!Sheo x Dragonborn with Martin as his bestie.

Piece of Evidence 4: Mr. Hentai Thingy with Miraak. Why else would he keep him for so many years? ;)

Piece of Evidence 5: Basically, almost all daedric princes want the ldb as their champion.

SCENE

In Judge Stendarr’s court room:

Judge!Sten : Mr. Daedra, you are being accused by Mr. Akatosh Aedra to having stalked, corrupted, harmed and even indirectly murdered his babies! What do you have to say for yourself?

Daedric princes minus Jyggy-poo but especially Sheo, Mora and Guiny:

What can we say, Dragonborns are HOT!

Akatosh*screaming hysterically, like Draco’s mom after she heard about the hippogriff incident*

Oh my Godhead! U hearin’ this? Punish them! Punish them! Punish them!

*Mara is at his side, with tissues and holding him back*

Judge!Sten: Mr. Daedra, how do you plead?

Daedra: Guilty, Guilty, 10^(Miraak’s age) Guilty! It’s all worth it and you can’t stop us!

Judge!Sten: You are all sentenced to a week of being lock and chained in a room at your Dad’s with Jyggalag babysitting you!