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I feel like Hermaeus Mora would listen to 'Welcome to the Internet' unironically.
Ithelia Drew Ithelia this morning. Quite an interesting design they got going on. I have a soft spot for the whole shattered mirror/glass aestethic. Also updated my Daedric Princes complilation.
apparently, reddit nuked the "meridia is a black hole" post. here's how I understand/remember this theory
meridia was once merid-nunda, a star orphan. black holes form when massive stars collapse at the end of their life cycle
massive objects (like black holes) create strong gravitational fields that curve and stretch the "fabric" of space-time. "… thus does Merid-Nunda [ride? slide?] across the rainbow road from end to end, at one end stretching the Dragon [Akatosh, the Time God], at the other end compressing him …. - Exegesis of Merid-Nunda
black holes can "bend" the light rays that pass close enough to them. this is how meridia created her colored rooms. "But Merid-Nunda formed of her substance a great drag-lens, and the light of Magnus was bent thereby. The rays [carved? focused?] a new sphere from the chaos, which Merid-Nunda, [laughing? sparkling?], did claim for her own." - Exegesis of Merid-Nunda
"For Meridia, time is said to be relative, and her priestesses have been known to grant time-altering blessing" - UESP just google "black holes time travel"
"the Daedra Lady of Greed" - UESP yeah, it's about her strong gravitational field
"To MERIDIA who contains the Plenum" - PGE. Plenum (physics), a space completely filled with matter. black holes are incredibly dense
meridia's light is not her own! if material such as gas, dust or stars gets too close to a black hole, it gets sucked in by the enormous gravitational force. as it falls towards the black hole, it heats up and becomes incredibly bright
meridia, you're not fooling anyone with your beams of light. we know it's your relativistic jets. stop LARPing as a sun/light goddess
Molag Bal is the Zeus of the daedric princes
Daedric Princes A new personal project of mine, to make artwork of every Daedric Prince. Here are the first four.
Daedric Dragonborn Fetish
The five pieces of evidence for the Oblivion Fad of ‘Dragonborn fetish’ are as follows
Piece of Evidence 1: Uriel VII was in oblivion for 10 years, I guess in Dagon’s realm.
Piece of Evidence 2: Sanguine and Martin
Piece of Evidence 3: If you have COC x Martin or COC!Sheo x Dragonborn with Martin as his bestie.
Piece of Evidence 4: Mr. Hentai Thingy with Miraak. Why else would he keep him for so many years? ;)
Piece of Evidence 5: Basically, almost all daedric princes want the ldb as their champion.
SCENE
In Judge Stendarr’s court room:
Judge!Sten : Mr. Daedra, you are being accused by Mr. Akatosh Aedra to having stalked, corrupted, harmed and even indirectly murdered his babies! What do you have to say for yourself?
Daedric princes minus Jyggy-poo but especially Sheo, Mora and Guiny:
What can we say, Dragonborns are HOT!
Akatosh*screaming hysterically, like Draco’s mom after she heard about the hippogriff incident*
Oh my Godhead! U hearin’ this? Punish them! Punish them! Punish them!
*Mara is at his side, with tissues and holding him back*
Judge!Sten: Mr. Daedra, how do you plead?
Daedra: Guilty, Guilty, 10^(Miraak’s age) Guilty! It’s all worth it and you can’t stop us!
Judge!Sten: You are all sentenced to a week of being lock and chained in a room at your Dad’s with Jyggalag babysitting you!
Elder Scrolls mad libs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?
Elder Scrolls madlibs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?
DAEDRIC PRINCES IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE
HOK! Sheogorath is mad at Jyggalag. Haskill helps him get his message across.
(Thnx to Lazy voice finder https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/82482/ )
The 3 Azura Moods
Morrowind (Nerevarine) : Why Azura, Why Azura, Why Azura!
Oblivion (Adoring fan) : By Azura, By Azura, By Azura!
Skyrim (Nelacar/ Malyn Varen) : Screw Azura, screw Azura, Screw Azura!
You think the other Daedric Princes during the Three Banners War were rooting for certain alliance leaders?
Vaermina is a Ayrenn stan but do you think Boethiah's appearance in the Ebonheart Pact questline is her version of rooting for them. Were they taking bets in Oblivion on who gets the Ruby Throne?
Polls over but: Thanks to Ithelia's manipulation of fate and thus reality itself, I feel like she could theoretically erase you Numidium-style.
2 part poll, check the reblogs for more options
VIII - Adjustment, Meridia A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON Sorry, no beacon here
Sheogorath: Hear my battle cry! YEET!
Hermaeus: *confused* What?
Sheogorath: Oh? Hoarder of knowledge doesn’t know what yeet means? Pathetic!
Hermaeus: should I know? It sounds like you just made it up.
Sheogorath: …… No. It has been passed down generation to generation! Shame you don’t know.
Hermaeus: …. You made it up, didn’t you?
Sheogorath: Actually Sanguine said it, I’m just spreading the word
I use this whenever the other Princes come anywhere near me (unfortunately 4 hours isn’t long enough)
Okay but hear me out. Hermaeus Mora teaching Miraak how to read. Like, for some reason, maybe he never had a reason to, Miraak never learned how to read. Eventually, he winds up in Apocrypha, and Mora has to go deal with a mortal or something, and Miraak has nothing to do. Mora comes back, expecting to find his Champion reading, cause hey, it's a whole realm of books and knowledge. But he finds a disgruntled Miraak sitting on the steps, and thats how he figures out Miraak can't read. And every few hours after Miraak's had his rest, Mora would sit down with the easiest book in Apocrypha and help Miraak learn the alphabet and different sounds and words, and eventually, Mora has to leave again, maybe congratulating the LDB on retrieving the Oghma Infinium, and comes back to Miraak reading fluently to a group of Seekers or something. And Mora has never been so proud of himself.
Azura: Sorceress/Warlock Boethoah: Barbarian Clavicus Vile: Bard Hermaeus Mora: Wizard Hircine: Druid Jyggalag: Fighter Malacath: Barbarian Mehrunes Dagon: Barbarian Mephala: Monk Meridia: Cleric Molag Bal: Barbarian Namira: Monk Nocturnal: Rogue Peryite: Sanguine: Bard Sheogorath: Sorceror Vaermina: Monk So I'm thinking about making D&D characters for the Daedric Princes. Yay or nay? Feel free to suggest alternate classes. Also, I'm planning on making some for the Divines so feel free to suggest some for them as well.