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Roses and dahlias

(no spoilers please I'm only finishing s2!!)

Sometimes a family is a brilliant criminal who's allergic to food, her knife wife, an aroace car guy with a kill count in the 20s, Rita, a traumatized master thief, said thief's he/him nonbinary PI wife with fucked up blood, and their sentient car

This is me officially claiming Juno Steel as my wife.

I know him and Nureyev are like soulmates and literally made for each other but idc, want him back? Come get him.

I think my favorite thing so far is that Juno steel is pathetic. a loser. wet cat behavior. he gets his ass handed to him no matter what. he smells like cologne, desperation, and bourbon. he has a debilitating fear of heights. he cant fight for shit. a hot guy came onto him once and he got so boner-stupid the dude took his safe key and then he didn't stop thinking about him for weeks. his first reaction to the possibility that the mcguffin will get taken from him is to swallow it and get brain blasted by ancient space magic and then be in the hospital for a week. he has the decision making and self preservation skills of a 21-year-old at the club for their birthday. if mars is really that treacherous I struggle to fathom how he survived this long. I'm deeply in love with him

jet siqiliak is literally my spirit animal

"Damn, I really wanted to live. But holding him at the end of the world, that was a pretty close second"

i can't deal with these poetic gays, somebody kill me pls

Honestly prefer the redesign but lmk