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just. john the apostle. john the beloved. john the youngest. john who rests his head on jesus' shoulders while he speaks. john who stayed with the women during the passion & wasnt ashamed of sharing their pain. john who got to the empty tomb before anyone else. john the patron saint of love & friendship & loyalty & writers & poets. my good friend john
LUKA COUFFAINE, TRUE MVP OF THE EPISODE
to this day i think one of the funniest moments in all of Gravity Falls is the episode where Soos is going on a date with that woman at the mall and she gets roped into battling the monster of the week with him and in the climax he’s making combat plans with Mabel and Dipper and the woman says, “Soos. These are children.”
It absolutely takes me out every time because this is a rare outside perspective in the show from another adult who rightfully points out how absurd it is to expect the children to fight
But as an older cousin and someone who’s been a camp counselor, like Soos I too have spent entire summers as an adult surrounded primarily by 12 year olds and I know for a fact how quickly I could find myself relying on them as equals in a supernatural battle against gnomes or whatever the fuck
Had to draw Maid Saiki🤍
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These made me think of the adorably grumpy demon Furfur
Send me an emoji (or a set of emojis) and I'll make a gifset of the character that reminds me the most of that emoji
So someone asked me if what if this danger McDonald kid was cute and my dream guy, would I break up with my person? The answer is no, because Danger ISSSS my dreamguy.
Danger is a hottie with that amazing smile and is honestly the perfect dude, by my Person was not my dream guy.
My person came into my life and I had no idea he'd flip it upside down, inside out and backwards. And then he started growing on me. I fell in love with him, while danger is the perfect guy in looks.
I'd rather have a screw up yet amazing person than a perfect guy who never screws up, and that's why I won't leave my person for Danger.
Thank you and goodnight.
If you were to be in a ride the cyclone performance who would you most likely be cast as
(so not who your dream role is but who the producers would decide you were most like or who you had the better singing voice/acting ability for)
Ricky
Mischa + Virgil(I don’t know who plays Virgil, so he and Mischa get to be the same person)
Noel
Ocean
Constance
Jane/penny
Karnak
Sorry if my question was a little confusing😓
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god gave me seungcheol so that i can sit and giggle about the right kind of man and have proper standards
I think this is incredibly telling! Like the fact that during his speech admitting to be a tad drunk, this man went there tonight just thinking “It’s gonna be a fun night” not even THINKING he would win! He deserves the fucking world!!!!!
baby boi was SHOOK
This is a reminder that at the end of the day this is the absolute idiot we're all in love with. Please feel free to use as a response to weirdos, put it on a t-shirt, send copies of this to People Magazine, build a religion around it, etc. Whatever. Spread the little wee wee love. Posted, as requested by @beefrobeefcal.
I have to get all this dirt-uh off the dir-ty brown floor-uh. 😒✨
such a good helper
samwell tarly is hands down the sexiest man in asoiaf. no questions.
YALL MY BOYFRIEND JUST GOT US LOVEJOY TICKETS IM FREAKING OUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
nsfw / fem!reader
surprisingly, miya atsumu knows how to not be loud; you used to think you were the quiet one in the relationship.
during movies, he’d usually lean over to tell you how he knows that actress from somewhere, a finger pointing at the screen, and the entire cinema would hear. back in college, you’d be whispering about a professor that annoyed you, and when he’d answer you, he’d speak loud enough for the whole room to know.
when he’s on the court during a game, he’d announce his team’s next strategy like it was a public service announcement. he’d laugh so proudly after too, and the pleading looks you’d get from sakusa to get your man to shut up would make him laugh even harder.
so you couldn’t believe it when you found out that miya atsumu knew how to stay quiet — well, it was really him finding out that you could be louder than him, because how could he believe it when his meek and quiet little girlfriend could moan so loud for the whole city to hear?
he’s pounding into you from behind, your hips slowly being mottled with shades of purple and yellow from the strong grip his fingers had on them, and you’re so loud; he’s already gagged you with your soiled panties and shoved your head down into the pillow, but still, you’re so fucking loud.
“be quiet for me, princess,” his voice quietly rasped, right hand squeezing your bruised hip as a warning. “don’t want the neighbors hearing how needy you are — just me, yeah? only your tsumu can hear.”
he thinks he hears a muffled yeah amongst the unintelligible babbles and groans, but he still grabs you by your hair and pulls your head back to his shoulder. his right arm wraps around your waist, pinning his chest to your back, and his left hand releases your hair to throw your panties out of your mouth before wrapping around your neck. his hips continue to piston in and out of you and he’s sure you’d collapse without his hold from how much your legs are shaking.
“you gonna stay quiet for me now?” he chuckles, right hand dipping down to play with your clit.
and as soon as you’re about to say that you can’t, your climax hits you out of nowhere. your eyes squeeze shut and tears drip down your face while your mouth opens in a silent scream.
“so good for me, baby,” he groans, watching how good you look when you cum, “so fucking good.”
but he doesn’t stop, and he continues hit that spot with every thrust, fingers unceasing in its movements.
“stay quiet for me a little more, princess? i’m not done.”
shout out to my grandpa for making me tea after i almost just passed the fuck out from my period /gen
Astarion to Araj: Excuse us a moment
Astarion turning to Tav with Araj still RIGHT THERE: This freaky bitch is repulsive.