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Kane Headcanons

Y’all knew this was coming, don’t @ me.

1. Kane can speak and read almost every language known in the Spiral fluently

2.Kane’s sword is custom made

3. Kane did tell Gazpaccio that he was creating something. He just never told him that it was clockworks that are loyal to him.

4. At first, Kane was chill with his purpose of being a weapon of vengeance, but as he was taught more and learned more, he realized how petty and pointless it all was. How much better he could become if he shed this idiotic excuse of a purpose and adopt a higher one. And step one for that was to discard his creator who was held back by his human desires of vengeance.

5. Kane damn well knows the affect his voice has on people and uses it to his advantage. He’s already a natural smooth talker, add in his inhumanly deep voice and he can have anyone do anything he desired in mere seconds.(Looking at you Pitty Fandom. You thirsty rats)

6. He is the most manipulative being in the Spiral. He will do almost anything to draw a person into his web. Whether it be mild flirting/seduction or threatening, he will do it. If he needs to kill some family members to make you obey his orders unquestioningly, then he will.

7. He is an absolute savage in arguments! This is pure canon! Don’t argue with me, we all know it’s true! Getting into an argument with him means that you like having low self esteem, crying alone in the bathroom or in public, and being publicly humiliated and ridiculed. Don’t. Do. It

8. Isn’t it canon that he’s extra asf? It better be.

9. He fights like he dances. Elegance, grace, and he will punch you in the face. Smooth as oil, but as powerful and brutal as a tiger. Snapping necks, ripping out spines, crushing skulls, he’s a fucking hurricane of death and gore. There’s a reason why he’s so feared and respected.

10. He ALWAYS looks fly as fuck. If he’s not in his uniform, then he’s in a different outfit usually trimmed in gold and/or silver. He prefers gold and black but will wear crimson, royal purple, or midnight blue.

That’s all I got at the moment, so bye.