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Dark Souls is quite interesting
Don’t tell @paladin-errant-leeroy but Dark Souls is pretty fucking fascinating. It dangles a tiny ray of hope in front of you and right when your fingers brush it, smacks you with a giant damn hammer right on your head. Still salty about Sif. Hopefully, I’ll be able to play it in the future. For now, I’ll stick with story ideas.
Okay, I usually worship dogs, but Cerberus, you test my patience every day, boi! Just let me kill you! I promise I'll make it quick! The game is forcing me to!
13 year old me during the Cerberus level in Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded before I rage quit for three years.
Should I?
Should I add other Lucettes from the other AUs I have to my roleplay list? I don’t want to intimidate anyone but I do want to tell the world about Lucette’s “sisters”. I love them all so much.
How do people people manage more than one blog? I can barely handle more than one social media.
Me: If you ever somehow have kids, make them read My Immortal and tell them to do the exact opposite. If she’s wearing white foundation, better wear black foundation. My Friend, laughing: That can only go bad, in so many ways. Me: It may go bad, but I’m here to laugh at your misery. My friend, laughing harder: Your entire personality summed up.
While you may look beautiful with rose colored cheeks and a bright smile.
You look even better with blood stained cheeks and a feral grin.
Peak Highschoolism
You know you’ve reach peak highschoolism when one of the lunch ladies recognized you by sight alone and hook you up with food 👌🏾. Don’t argue with me, don’t @ me, nothing. Can’t change my mind!
School fights
School fights are like gladiator fights. Think about it! Whenever a fight happens, all the children rush to the sight, circle around the fighters and cheer for their favorite person to defeat the other. They get disappointed when no blood is drawn but the fight alone is enough.
My friend then asked me what the teachers were and asked if they were the lions. Which is obvious! Lions didn’t and don’t discriminate! Once they’re loose, you all are fucked! The one who’s kicking and the one being kicked! The teachers end the fight! School is a gladiator pit! The secret is out!
Kane Headcanons
Y’all knew this was coming, don’t @ me.
1. Kane can speak and read almost every language known in the Spiral fluently
2.Kane’s sword is custom made
3. Kane did tell Gazpaccio that he was creating something. He just never told him that it was clockworks that are loyal to him.
4. At first, Kane was chill with his purpose of being a weapon of vengeance, but as he was taught more and learned more, he realized how petty and pointless it all was. How much better he could become if he shed this idiotic excuse of a purpose and adopt a higher one. And step one for that was to discard his creator who was held back by his human desires of vengeance.
5. Kane damn well knows the affect his voice has on people and uses it to his advantage. He’s already a natural smooth talker, add in his inhumanly deep voice and he can have anyone do anything he desired in mere seconds.(Looking at you Pitty Fandom. You thirsty rats)
6. He is the most manipulative being in the Spiral. He will do almost anything to draw a person into his web. Whether it be mild flirting/seduction or threatening, he will do it. If he needs to kill some family members to make you obey his orders unquestioningly, then he will.
7. He is an absolute savage in arguments! This is pure canon! Don’t argue with me, we all know it’s true! Getting into an argument with him means that you like having low self esteem, crying alone in the bathroom or in public, and being publicly humiliated and ridiculed. Don’t. Do. It
8. Isn’t it canon that he’s extra asf? It better be.
9. He fights like he dances. Elegance, grace, and he will punch you in the face. Smooth as oil, but as powerful and brutal as a tiger. Snapping necks, ripping out spines, crushing skulls, he’s a fucking hurricane of death and gore. There’s a reason why he’s so feared and respected.
10. He ALWAYS looks fly as fuck. If he’s not in his uniform, then he’s in a different outfit usually trimmed in gold and/or silver. He prefers gold and black but will wear crimson, royal purple, or midnight blue.
That’s all I got at the moment, so bye.
When you want to art but life says fuck you
It’s a scary thought, how easily things could fall apart.
You ‘never wanted things to turn out this way’? Maybe you should have thought about that before you ensured they’d become this way.
Reblog this if your muse loves their BROTHER !
Teacher: Uh, the assistant no not assistant, the head of Black Panther’s guard died I think in Infinity War Idiot: Oh well, she’s not a superhero though. All the black superheros are dead. Me:...... Um, Falcon? War Machine? And how dare you speak of the great and badass Okoye, leader of the Dora Milaje with such flippancy? She’s the reason why Black Panther is even alive! Someone in the back: She’s badass though.
Kane translation
What Kane says: Lucette, don’t do anything stupid
What Kane actually means: Don’t do anything fucking stupid! My expectations are low but I know you’re going to disappoint me anyway!
Kane Headcanons
Y’all knew this was coming, don’t @ me.
1. Kane can speak and read almost every language known in the Spiral fluently
2.Kane’s sword is custom made
3. Kane did tell Gazpaccio that he was creating something. He just never told him that it was clockworks that are loyal to him.
4. At first, Kane was chill with his purpose of being a weapon of vengeance, but as he was taught more and learned more, he realized how petty and pointless it all was. How much better he could become if he shed this idiotic excuse of a purpose and adopt a higher one. And step one for that was to discard his creator who was held back by his human desires of vengeance.
5. Kane damn well knows the affect his voice has on people and uses it to his advantage. He’s already a natural smooth talker, add in his inhumanly deep voice and he can have anyone do anything he desired in mere seconds.(Looking at you Pitty Fandom. You thirsty rats)
6. He is the most manipulative being in the Spiral. He will do almost anything to draw a person into his web. Whether it be mild flirting/seduction or threatening, he will do it. If he needs to kill some family members to make you obey his orders unquestioningly, then he will.
7. He is an absolute savage in arguments! This is pure canon! Don’t argue with me, we all know it’s true! Getting into an argument with him means that you like having low self esteem, crying alone in the bathroom or in public, and being publicly humiliated and ridiculed. Don’t. Do. It
8. Isn’t it canon that he’s extra asf? It better be.
9. He fights like he dances. Elegance, grace, and he will punch you in the face. Smooth as oil, but as powerful and brutal as a tiger. Snapping necks, ripping out spines, crushing skulls, he’s a fucking hurricane of death and gore. There’s a reason why he’s so feared and respected.
10. He ALWAYS looks fly as fuck. If he’s not in his uniform, then he’s in a different outfit usually trimmed in gold and/or silver. He prefers gold and black but will wear crimson, royal purple, or midnight blue.
That’s all I got at the moment, so bye.