* KIKI : Nate - Tumblr Posts

❝ okay , here me out : charge at her bodyguard and throw your body at them , they weren't expecting it , they’re down , beat them up , and then take their place . beyonce gets a new and improved bodyguard and you get the best job ever . it’s a win-win . plus i’ll be right behind ya recording the whole thing to monument your win . ❞
open starter @gallagherstart

“so, beyonce. how much do you think they told her? actually, now that i’m thinking about it, is beyonce’s bodyguard a job you could get with a degree from here?”
natemercer:

“you’re telling me to throw myself at beyonce’s bodyguard? beyonce? like the beyonce? okay.” those bodyguards definitely have shoot to kill orders, and that’s a hard fucking pass from nate. “fallon should probably be the one to take that position, she’d be better at it than me.”

❝ c’mon we’re a school , they don’t have shoot to kill orders . but , even then i think it’s worth the kill . ❞ hearing fallon’s name sparked a new idea in her mind , ❝ ooo , new plan . double team the bodyguards and you’ll both get a job with them . ❞