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match maker: so what kind of men do you like?
me: *hyperventilating* No no you wouldn't understand!
matcher maker: what do you me-
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( crossover with characters from killzone , mortal kombat, and g.i joe don't like it move along 😒)
( Colonel radec comes in with McDonald's)
Firefly: He has McDonald's Radec where you get McDonald's?
Colonel radec: McDonald's?
Firefly: bitch give me a frie
Colonel radec: is that how you ask?
Firefly: Bitch! Please give me a frie!
Colonel radec: ( feeds him a frie)
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Erron black : bitch why don't you shut the fuck up before i slit your throat open and watch the honor roll out!
Colonel radec : Are you threatening me!
Erron black : No, I'm hitting on you, flash me a titty bitch
Colonel radec : ( walking away ) cokehead slut!
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Firefly: I'm getting really tired of you picking on me!!! It won't be so fun when the shoe on the other foot!!
Erron black: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in skechers!!
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Erron black: Hey, You brought the supplies right
Colonel radec: yeah for- You brought me here to cook crack!!!
Erron black: Yeah, what else is baking soda of for?
Colonel radec: I don't know BAKING!!!
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So we did this thing at my school where we had to write an inspirational quote we live by, and I ended up making the girlest Helghan propaganda ever
Would the Helghast approve 🤔?
Playstation all-star battle royale character headcanons ( all jokes)
Mael Radec cringes at their middle school yearbook photos.
Kratos has an incredible spice tolorance
Dante is the gay cousin
Sly Cooper cries while watching disney movies
Spike 's favorite color is pink.
Raiden set a public school on fire and got away with it
Sir Daniel has a mary sue oc
Fat princess is a cry baby.
Parappa the rapper tells Dad jokes