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1 year ago

I remember when I cried in counseling every single session but I never told my mom or else she would think I was crazy again

How would you rank how much therapy each of the boys needs?

mine is:

Jak (imprisoned and tortured nonstop for 2 years as a teen that boy needs therapy)

Sly (Witnessing your parents murder will traumatize anyone at least he got a great group of friends to help him)

Ratchet (Likely still an infant when he lost his parents growing up alone on Veldin must not have been easy)

I agree with your ranking and feel therapy sessions would be kinda off the walls

How Would You Rank How Much Therapy Each Of The Boys Needs?
How Would You Rank How Much Therapy Each Of The Boys Needs?
How Would You Rank How Much Therapy Each Of The Boys Needs?

They’re okay now I think


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1 year ago

Playstation all stars battle royale quotes.

Mael Radec: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Sir Daniel : ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Mael Radec: No.

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Nathan drake: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Jak , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Sly : *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Nathan : Sly , what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Mael : Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sir Daniel : Is that a picture of you?

Mael : Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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PaRappa: Spike ! This soup is flaccid!

Spike : LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Coal , about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?

Raiden : I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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Dante : *is throwing stones at Nariko's window*

Nariko: You have a phone for a reason, Dante !

*THUD*

Nariko: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!


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1 year ago

Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2

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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.

Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Sly Cooper : …maybe

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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?

Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?

Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?

Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.

Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*

Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …

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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?

Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.

Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?

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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol


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1 year ago

Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.3

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Colonel radec: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Raiden: A doll.

Isaac Clark : A cinnamon roll.

Kratos: A sweetheart.

Colonel radec:

Colonel radec: ...stop it.( embarrassed af)

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Kratos: Hi-

Raiden : Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.

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Kratos: What are amphetamines?

Sweettooth : Drugs that can go on land and water.

Kratos: Ohhhh

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Heihachi: Sly Cooper, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Sly Cooper: No, it’s mine.

Heihachi: It... looks just like the one I have...

Sly Cooper: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Heihachi: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!

sir Daniel: You can eat a rock.

evil coal: Air.

Nathan drake: The fabric of time and space.

Kratos: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Heihachi: You guys are not helpful.

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Jak and dexter: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.

Raiden : You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Jak and dexter: And I reserve that right! After all....

Jak and dexter: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Raiden : There were no movies made in 1879.

Jak and dexter: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Nathan drake: Oooh! Let’s go ask sackboy if they saw it in theatres!

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Colonel radec: Sly Cooper spat in Jak and dexter's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.

evil coal: ...What?! Why?!

Colonel radec, shrugging: You tell me


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1 year ago

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Sweet tooth: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Sackboy: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Toru: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Sly: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Mr Bubble's: *is the reason they're crying*

Nathan Drake: *enjoys in silence*


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1 year ago

It's no problem, really, and I didn't take offense to it at all, and sly Cooper slays FR 💅

You're Right He Would Slay As A Barbie Girl

You're right he would slay as a Barbie girl 💅

Omg I didn't expect you to give me a response, let alone make this for me, but I'm grateful you did, thank you so much, and I'm sorry for saying I was disappointed for your previous work, to be honest I actually liked them.

You're Right He Would Slay As A Barbie Girl

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6 months ago

Playstation all-star battle royale character headcanons ( all jokes)

Mael Radec cringes at their middle school yearbook photos.

Kratos has an incredible spice tolorance

Dante is the gay cousin

Sly Cooper cries while watching disney movies

Spike 's favorite color is pink.

Raiden set a public school on fire and got away with it

Sir Daniel has a mary sue oc

Fat princess is a cry baby.

Parappa the rapper tells Dad jokes


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2 years ago

sly 2 but it's written like thieves in time


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1 year ago
xvericherrix - Wheeee

ive been plagued with issues

rb if you like or im coming to your house


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2 years ago
Sly Cooper This Sassy Raccoon

Sly cooper this sassy raccoon 


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2 years ago
I Havent Drawn Anything Sly Cooper Related Since 2006 On Fanart Central.
I Havent Drawn Anything Sly Cooper Related Since 2006 On Fanart Central.

I haven’t drawn anything Sly Cooper related since 2006 on Fanart Central. 

I decided to revamp my old OC Zelphia back in 2019 and well, this happened. The bottom picture took me a lot longer than expected, but I love the results. I hate backgrounds so much, but there was so much space and I decided to suffer. 

If you look hard enough, you can see Sly. 

Materials used: Watercolors, Markers and Acrylic paint.


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2 years ago
2022 Art Recap.

2022 Art Recap.

All though I have a small following at the moment, I want to thank you all for who stuck around. I hope to keep progressing in the art world since it been a few years.


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