... Kinda Rambled At The End Sorry - Tumblr Posts

Do you think that Ozymandias and Gilgamesh would be friendly with each other while eating the most delicious of food fit for kings such as them, or would there be a big competitive streak with their clashing egos being almost as big as their resulting bellies?

Oh I think they'd totally get along as they both indulge themselves on the most elegant and extravagant of foods. Their laughter filling the room as they say they've had appetizers larger than this, patting their giant bellies.

They're bellies growing large enough to match their brilliant forms, and their egos... and even then I doubt they'd be full. Still casually enjoying desserts as they boast about feasts past, or talk about their great feats during this feast, or saying how this was only a good start.

... not to mention if they swallowed some servants or cooks or waiters during this, maybe telling them it serves them right for getting in the way of these kings' royal banquet... maybe Gil giving a hearty, cocky laugh as he slaps his belly, telling them that their futile struggles only help to make more room. Ozy on the other hand maybe just patting his gut, telling them how lucky they are to be within his glorious belly.

... and even these large bellies aren't enough to keep these fit kings from going out and taking in all the attention they can, and hitting up some fancy restaurants and other establishments. Maybe eating a waiter or two for serving them mediocre food, and telling them they're lucky to be eaten by a king such as himself.

I obviously have a really big weak spot for the King of Kings himself... so I really love the idea of someone hiding in a large, pyramid shaped cake for Ozymandias. Maybe some other servants saying how it'd be impossible for him to eat it, but Ozy taking it as a challenge, like "You think this meager delicacy would be enough to best me? The King of Kings?" And he just devours the whole cake in a matter of moments, laughing as he pats his large, gurgling belly I'm triumph.

Eventually he feels the movement in his belly, and figures out what happened, but tells them that they're gonna be stuck in their all day. It's their fault for being in his food anyway, but they're truly lucky to be able to be inside the Sun King's gut... at least Ozymandias tells them so