Kurt Hansen - Tumblr Posts

A friend made me post this remix I did of a popular comic, a few months ago. Finest shitpost.

Original comic below 👇

It looked funnier in my head.

UHH GUYS-

Kurt's Favorite

Yeah I ship them. Huge shock. Moving on.

I love love LOVE Kurt and Jago together. Their dynamic is just perfect. Big man in charge and his vicious little accountant. Kurt loves money and Jago is the one keeping him and Barghest flush. It also doesn't hurt that Jago is cute as a button. I imagine Kurt lets Jago get away with everything. My head cannon for Kurt is that he has a weakness for brats.

So what do we have here? First is these two trying to be stealthy. Maybe they head out to Nightcity for a date but seeing how Kurt's face is on a blimp they have to dress very lowkey. It doesn't work, they get spotted and spend the night out running the police - which is actually a perfect date for these two idiots.

Like I said, Jago is Kurt's favorite so when his babe needs a nap you better believe Kurt has a shoulder to lean on. And you had better keep quiet - Jago needs his beauty sleep.

What do you think they're chatting about? My guess, Jago is rattling off random facts about dog breeds and Kurt just likes hearing him talk.

The last one is just an old meme plus another head cannon that Kurt likes honey mustard.

Do you ship Kurt and Jago too? Great! I wrote a bunch of stories about them already:

Mag Dog

Screwed the Pooch

Delicate

Kurt did not invite me to his and Kyos wedding bc I am on the bully blacklist. I hope you can tell me smth about it!

I am most curious about: 4+7+14+24

4: Did they plan the wedding by themselves, with help, or with a professional planner?

They deffinitely kidnapped hired a professional wedding planner since neither of the two had any experience in the matter, worst with Barghest soldiers suggesting a fistfight match as wedding entertainment.

7: Who are the maids of honor and/or best men? Why and how were they chosen?

Kyo doesn't have many meaningful friendships so his list of maids of honor and best men would be very short. Probably Aon, Alt, Violet and Jago. Kurt's best men would be Bennett, Yuri, Charlie and Murphy, maybe Odell can officiate as a priest. Doctor Anthony will probably be there as a father figure since Kyo's dad is busy being a dirty corpo.

14. Do they follow any familiar, cultural, and/or religious traditions at any point of the wedding?

They will probably do the San San Kudo tradition of sharing sake between the grooms to tie their two families, a small gesture to honor Kyo's Japanese roots. <3

24: If you could describe their wedding in a sentence, how would you?

Chaotic. Everyone running to make sure it will be perfect, security in every corner interrogating suspicious guests, Jago making sure Magnus doesn't get food on his little suit, the lights going out for a second, Odell's microphone getting disconnected mid speech, a complete fustercluck but it will still be Kyo's happiest day. <3

RENEGADES

OTP: Like Napalm 05/???

Run away-ay with me Lost souls in revelry Long live the pioneers Rebels and mutineers All hail the underdogs All hail the new kids All hail the outlaws It's our time to break the rules Livin' like we're renegades

So...I've been thinking about a ship name for my babies and I finally landed on "Kintsugi", the japanese art of fixing broken things with gold. I think it fits them well. :)

Character Portraits #6 - Kurt Hansen

All of our favorite Colonel! Here's your images of Kurt Hansen as ordered :)

He (impressively) really knows how to party.

So, Kurt's name might have origins in both German and Turkish. Its German roots translate it to “courteous” and “polite, Kurt or Curt originated as short forms of the Germanic Conrad, depending on geographical usage, with meanings including counselor or advisor. In Turkish, Kurt means "Wolf" and is a surname and given name in numerous Turkic countries! So... All of these seem eerily fitting for him. Especially "Wolf"! Either some of the devs were really cooking or it's a pleasant coincidence.

Also note the gorgeous wooden knife handle <3

I also absolutely said Chris Hansen a few times trying to refer to Kurt. Anyways, some thirstier pictures to finish off the post :*

(Not sure how nsfw you can get on tumblr so this is as far as I'll dare to go for now)

@barghestapologist @ouroboros-hideout

Turns out he's actually cake

Has anyone put a tramp stamp on Kurt Hansen yet

Slowly going back to my bullshit with these two. <3

Sorry Rosalind, Kurt won my vote.

I spent way too much time in this. Apologies for my crappy Photoshop skills but I needed to do it with Kurt and his bazongas.

BE MY DEATHLESS SONG

OTP: Like Napalm 02/???

Let me beat in your heart Be your drum of war and love Let me hide in your arms Be my cage, my key, my lock

All the President’s Men

Trying other edit styles in Photoshop. <3

WILD EYES

Kurt Hansen 02/???

Against the grain Against the odds Against the world Forever the underdogs

Nobody's soldier

JOIN ⊹ NOW

I really love Brutalism in graphic design so I challenged myself to try and do that with a Barghest poster. Hope I did it right.

ALL HAIL THE KING

Night City memories.

@barghestapologist came up with this cool little idea and tagged me for it. Thank you again! Really love it and went around town with my blorbo girl. And decided to write something to every pic in her point of view. Brace yourselves - it's long, like always.

Rules: Snap some shots! Places (or people) near and dear to your ocs across NC! Filters and photo frames are optional ofc, it’s all up to you!

And since it's a tag game I´d like to give other's the opportunity as well who might not have seen it yet, but no pressure as always and everyone can try if they want!

@blackrevell @sofia-in-nc @cybervesna @chevvy-yates @kdval

To get the obvious out of the way: Of course I like the workshop. Kurt has invested a lot of time, money and energy to build a modern workspace with plenty of facilities for decent weapon production. I'd always prefer my own place in Russia, that's not up for debate and if his people think they know more than me and boss me around, I'd be happy to throw a few punches, but on the whole, working here is a chance to get something really big off the ground and I enjoy being a part of it.

When I need some fresh air, as fresh as it can get in Dogtown, I like to spend a few minutes in the stands of the stadium, the less busy part of the black market. My favorite thing is watching Kurt's little tin soldiers trying to salvage anything of value from the aerozep their lord and master has shot out of the sky - he’s just pure chaos.

To put it bluntly: I hate his damn parties. I hate everyone he invites, I hate that he always persuades me to come along. But the first time I saw the “finished” casino I was impressed. It’s his little playground, I don’t judge him for it, if this is his way of conducting business. After all, it seems to work. And of course you have to offer the rich and famous something to attract them to Dogtown in the first place. From that point of view, he's done a good job here. I like to come around if there’s no one else there. I am a sucker for impressive views and I doubt you would get anything better than up here. And the bar is a big bonus.

The small balcony on the left is the best place in my opinion. I've often seen Kurt standing there too, smoking a cigarette and looking down on the city. Even though I know he's actually looking somewhere else. So far, I've always turned round and let him have his moment - I think he really needs that. And maybe some more time before he will open up to me about it.

The wannabe military camp at the entrance to the Sapphire is a good place to familiarise yourself with Kurt's people. Many of them, and this surprised me, actually have brains, and it's nice to chat to them and listen to some of their stories, throw a few punches in the little boxing ring they've set up (or take a few, yes, I have to admit) or finish off the evening with a beer at the dingy little bar. One evening, a newbie came up to me, looked at me with big dreamy eyes and asked me in a trembling voice what it was like to work so closely with THE Kurt Hansen. I really had to pull myself together not to lose my composure. His name was Pablo or something like that, I think. I still have to laugh at the fact that this buffoon has fans like he's a rock star or something.

The Longshore Stacks always gave me the impression that it was the most civilized place in Dogtown, if there is any. Sure, it's pretty much impossible not to bump into some junkie or otherwise mentally deranged person when walking the streets, but this is where I still feel like it's the most enjoyable place to be. A small community of people trying to live their lives in this surreal place. The ‘Tree of the Lost’ as the locals call it really moved me when I saw it for the first time. Of course, I have no idea who the people here or what their fates are. I just pick up conversations in passing whenever I go there. And I don't feel connected enough to the people there to ask serious questions. It's not my business, to put it bluntly. But I think it's a beautiful and at the same time heartbreaking idea. The bartender at ‘The Moth’ is pretty cool. I've had a few interesting conversations with her already.

There's this completely run down cinema in the center of Dogtown. Like everything else, I assumed that it must have been taken over by some gang or homeless people, so I never really paid much attention to it. Kurt asked me to meet him there one evening after work. As it turned out, the cinema was unoccupied. And the inside of it was actually still in good condition. Not gonna lie, it really could have been opened. But the clientele in this junkyard would probably have completely looted the place within a day or razed it to the ground if you didn't protect it with a few Barghest puppies. And unfortunately ‘pure entertainment’ isn't important enough for that, I don't blame Kurt for that opinion. But I'd like to punch him every time he has such exaggeratedly cheesy date ideas. Or rather, I'd like to slap myself because I think it's *sigh* cute how much effort he puts in. He actually invited me to the stupid cinema to watch a Tarantino with him, which he had specially organized. Reservoir Dogs from 1992. Of course he had no idea what it was about and just went for it because it had the word ‘Dog’ in it. 

Before I head into the workshop or afterwards I like to drive around in the badlands. So get a clear mind for the tasks ahead or to deflate myself from a long tiring day. In any case, at a time when the heat in this shitty state is halfway bearable. There’s a really nice few not far out off the city on Dogtown I like to head from time to time., I showed it Kurt already too, because that donkey can’t set a foot outside his little empire without me kickin’ his ass to do so.

I encountered a family of Nomads one day while exploring those dry dusty desserts around Night City. They are part of the Aldecaldos I at least heard of before. They were quite suspicious when I first got there. But after a quick exchange of words and telling them I used to ride with a clan too, they got quite curious and invited me for a stay. The friendliness they approached me with after just a short time really warmed my heart and brought back some fond memories. And we had so much to talk about. I really hope they will stay for a little longer in the city so I can head out again to meet with them.

On my way around the badlands, I one day came across this lake. I need to ask Kurt about it, because I really doubt it’s natural and probably some sort of Corpo-disaster. But it’s a really peaceful and silent place, though I’d never set foot into the water. Probably will get a shitton of diseases within seconds. There’s also a small cabin not far off the road. So it seems like someone else is enjoying the views and calmness of this place as well from time to time.

Kurt: You forgot about one place you like in Dogtown. 

Aon: Enlighten me. 

Kurt: Right by my side.

Aon: *sigh* Should have seen that coming. 

Aon: But you’re right. 

Kurt: Told ya’.