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It took me so long but I made it in time. Have some happy cheese with pets.
La squadra week 2019. Day one - pets.
sketch dump sketch dump this is what tumblr gets for not working without the VPN
Yandere Risotto Nero headcanons part 2 (read part 1 first)
I honestly live for soft yandere Riso ❤️
Tw: kidnapping, NSFW (all consentual)
You wake up on the couch about 5 minutes after passing out. He's waiting there with a glass of water and a snack. He didn't drug you, just used his stand to knock you out.
He's completely upfront and honest with you. He tells you he's a gangster, and that he's in love with you, and that he brought you here because it wouldn't be safe to court you normally. (the only thing he doesn't disclose is that he broke into your house a few times to sniff your underwear)
He makes you a deal. If you give him a chance, he'll let you go if you genuinely aren't interested. You just have to stay with him for a while. (At least a year and a half)
You get your own room, with an ensuite bathroom. He wants to share a bed with you, but he also appreciates you need your privacy (and he doesn't want you to have to hear him jerking off and moaning your name)
You're allowed to contact your family and friends (with supervision) in order to let them know that you're not dead.
He'll try to make you happy in any way he can. He'll bring you whatever gifts you want. He'll let you have internet access (as long as you don't use it to try to escape)
If you want to be held, he'll hold you in his lap and run his fingers through your hair.
He'll make sure you know that he'd never hurt you. And won't accept sexual favors in exchange for anything. He makes it very clear that he won't have sex with you until you genuinely want him. But when you do...
NSFW headcanons
The first time you tell him that you really, truly want him, it's almost too good to be true. He asks you at least three times if you're sure, before he takes every bit of affection he feels for you and translates it into the best sex you've ever had.
He will do anything you want in bed, no longer hiding his absolute lust for you.
Kiss your insecurities goodbye. There's no way you'll still be insecure after he absolutely worships you every night.
He's really gentle at first. He knows he's large, and the last thing he'd want to do is hurt you.
He's a bit reluctant to let you go down on him unless you're really enthusiastic. He only wants to do things that make you feel good.
The aftercare is always superb. He loves to fall asleep with you in his arms.
Writing something a little different today... I'm thinking about starting a series of my own yandere headcanons. Gonna start with everyone's favorite big titty goth husband, Risotto Nero. So, without further ado here are my
Risotto Nero yandere headcanons part 1
There will be a part 2, but I'm too tired to write it tonight.
Warnings: kidnapped, isolation, imprisonment, typical yandere stuff.
He probably falls for you after seeing you in public a few times. After making sure you're the one (stalking you), he slowly begins to introduce himself. Becoming a regular customer at your place of business, "accidentally" running into you at the grocery store, just being generally friendly and acting disinterested in you. He wants you to become familiar with him, but not to think he's stalking you. He knows that seeing him around will make it easier to trust him when he puts his plan into motion.
He strikes up a casual conversation with you, briefly mentioning a good hiking trail (a trail he made that's easy to get lost on, that's near enough to the house he bought in the middle of the woods, just for you) he tells you to bring a compass, just in case you get lost. (you will, but spoiler alert the compass won't help)
He doesn't care how long it takes for you to take the bait, he knows you'll check out the "hiking trail" when you're ready.
When you finally do, he knows. He's been watching your every move since the day he fell for you.
You get lost pretty quickly. You silently thank the kind stranger who suggested that you bring a compass, but the compass doesn't seem to be working properly either. It keeps pointing you in a single direction, that you don't think is north. The sun is setting though, so you know you need to get out of here soon.
You're relieved at first when you see him. Finally, another person in these woods that seem to stretch on forever.
You have no idea how happy he is to see you. He already has the house perfect for you. He had Melone hack into your browser history to find out what sort of interior design you like. He completely renovated the house, just the way you like it. He also has a number of gifts ready for you. Is there a new style you want to try? He knows about it, and he's already bought it for you.
You call out to him, and he feigns surprise (he acts like he hasn't been manipulating the magnetic field so the compass points directly at him... Sneaky boy) "oh! So you did check out the trail, what do you think?" He acts very casual, until he learns that you're lost. Then he chuckles, "don't worry, I got lost the first time I hiked here too" and offers to lead you home. (not your old home, but you don't know that yet)
You gratefully follow him.
You're less grateful as you realize there's something wrong. He's leading you uphill. But... the road back to town is at the bottom of the hill.
If you ask, he'll explain that there's a logging road up there that's easier to navigate after dark. You relax a little, until you see the house. It's surrounded by a 12 foot high chainlink fence. You ask him where you are, and the last thing you hear him say, is "home, of course" before you pass out.
Found my boi in a local store and had to get him
Hey!!! I haven't posted in a while since i was waiting for the exam results (in case I had to redo one of them luckily I don't hehe)
but anyways my ask box is open so hand me your requests now
Back with the Jojo content for a bit hehe
a friend of mine on insta asked me to draw the prettiest Ghiaccio I could manage and I delivered
two versions cause blonde Ghiaccio is so slept on </3 </3