Lampert Regretevator - Tumblr Posts
ur friend unpleasent.
ugh i made this at like 3 am its not good but im posting it for the funnies
edit: why does he look so stupid im GIGGLING SO HARD
Pit of rarepairs
I imagine that they were childhood friends and played on the gross play rugs in ikea
Headcanons me and my friend came up with if you guys would like to read… huehuehue.. 👇👇
wiki says lampert was formed in a factory but it doesn’t say he was brought to LIFE in a factory. we hc that kasper “made” lampert as a child because he was lonely in ikea and had no friends. Also being one of those mf kids who draw on the walls and everything else. he drew a face on a lamp and the next day it turned into a boy yippee. they grew up together as best friends
kasper originally named lampert lamper, cause his name is kasper and he just replaced the kasp with lamp. when he came to life lampert was like no i think its lampert, not lamper and kasper was like ok 👍😁
they liked to play cars on the car play rug in ikea. kasper liked to race and crash them and lampert liked to send in the police and ambulance for cleanup. theyd play that over and over again it never got old
when they would play outside, they liked to set up things to look really pretty (like a nice stick and leaf house or dress up a really pretty doll) and then set it on fire with a magnifying glass (lampert liked the first part, kasper liked the second part)
kasper is korean-american and he had slightly lighter hair as a kid (LET ME HAVE THIS HAVE HAVE NOTHING)
both them ace and specifically lampert ace aro and specifically like romance and sex repulsed ace aro like if you stand too close to him he freaks out imagine if someone were to kiss him that would not fly. romance and sex r NASTY to him do not touch him
when lampert would hang out with kasper he would just stand very still in the corner of the room the whole time. not for any bad reason, he is just a lamp and does not see the need to do anything else than stand in the corner while he talks. when they hang out at ikea sometimes kasper starts talking to the wrong lamp because of this
lampert has a set list of facial expressions that show exactly how he feels. this is verging on not ok :) (his normal expression) this is not ok : ) (scawy) or this : ( this is silly :] these are all more fine :( :[ D: :D :o :/
lampert talks with a similar cadence to baymax snd also is politely blunt in the very autistic way. he states his opinion on something even if maybe its not a nice thing to say but he says it very politely (when eating food someone made for him that he really doesnt like: “i dont think i will be finishing this, it does not taste good. thank you! goodbye”)
They are so autism vs adhd to me.
Kasper was probably a sticky iPad leash kid before that was really a thing he’s a real trendsetter what a guy. He would run all over the place nonstop and everyone would just see some freak kid run mach 4 snatch a rug off the ground and then disappear like a gnome
YALL EVEN SEEN THE REGRETEVATOR UPDATE
LOOK AT EMMMM
dumbass fucking doodle
I'm sorry
I did this to get my lampert design down on digital
more lampert doodles
I think he looks nice with glasses so I might draw him with glasses more often
welcome to my room that's not just my bed
2. I had a concert that I played in and during our break we got to make pins so take the ones that aren't just patterns and random colours
3. LAMPERTS BACKGROUND GOT CUT OFF SO BAD OMG
... imagine if he was a normal human being and didn't sit at a computer all day screaming at little kids
I love how you draw that suspicious looking lamp from that elevator I regret joining (lampert😐) /silly /pos
Can I see him with glasses again /nf ofc.
I haven't drawn him in awhile so yeah ofc
I need pilby x lampert content so much it's not even funny anymore.
I need clownlight content so much It's literally not funny anymore. I NEED IT. THERE'S ONLY ONE SINGULAR FANART I'VE SEEN OF IT AND THERE'S ONLY LIKE THREE OR FOUR EDITS OF IT ON TIKTOK BUT I CAN'T EVEN DOWNLOAD THE VIDEOS OR ANYTHING SINCE I'M ON COMPUTER. THERE'S LITERALLY NO CONTENT OF THE SHIP AND I NEED IT. I'M GOING TO GO FERAL IF I DON'T SEE ANY FANART OF CLOWNLIGHT ON HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE. WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PEOPLE WHO SHIP PILBY X LAMPERT, WHY COULDN'T CLOWNLIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE POPULAR THAN SKATERLIGHT. WHYYYYY WHY WHY HWY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED CLOWNLIGHT I NEED CLOWNLIGHT I NEED THEM TO KISS IN THE NEW UPDATE I NEED THEM TO HAVE MORE INTERACTIONS. WHY DON'T MORE PEOPLE SHIP THIS