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Merlin, staring at a pile of ashes: Hey, uh, Morgause just magically bursted into flames… uh-

Arthur: (accusatory) Merlin…?

Merlin: Yeah! Like- WAIT WHY “MERLIN” I WAS EATING FOOD WITH HER AND THEN SHE, LIKE, BLEW UP!!!

Arthur: I saw you magic her to death, Merlin.

Lancelot: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAS THE FOOD TOO HOT WAS SHE EATING SOMETHING sPiCy?!?!?

Merlin: No, she was eating salad. What does salad have to do with blowing up?

Lancelot: Because, if she was eating something spicy, that could’ve caught her on fire.

Lancelot: You know, cuz it’s… too… hot…

Merlin: Uhhhhm… Guys I don’t think that’s how it works…