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Merlin: Okay, Morgause is dead. You tell your friends and I’ll tell my friends but I’ll tell my friends that my friends are better than your friends. *runs off*

Morgana: Okay!

Morgana:

Morgana: I don’t have any friends.

Merlin, just out of her earshot: That checks out.

Merlin: I don’t know anything about anything. I just kind of exist and hope for the best, ya know?

Our ability: We unlock the ability to ability!

-Keefe Sencen, probably

Merlin, to Mordred: I’ve got my eyes on you. And not the good eyes. The BAD eyes.

(Arthur is explaining a plan to attack Morgana)

Arthur: Lancelot! You go bottom right!

Arthur: Leon! You go bottom left!

Arthur: Merlin! Run around in circles and cry.

Merlin: (immediately starts sobbing)

Someone: *accusing Merlin of murder*

Merlin: No! I panic-reversed time! 🥺

Gaius: Merlin, you are the worst detective ever! You almost got yourself killed!

Merlin: yes, yes, I apologize.

Moon, yelling over everyone’s thoughts: HI, KINKAJOU!

Kinkajou: Are you yelling at me?

Moon: No, I’m not yelling. I just have a lot of thoughts in my head.

Merlin, to Mordred: Can you PLEASE get out of my face? I will murder EVERYTHING you love!

Merlin, staring at a pile of ashes: Hey, uh, Morgause just magically bursted into flames… uh-

Arthur: (accusatory) Merlin…?

Merlin: Yeah! Like- WAIT WHY “MERLIN” I WAS EATING FOOD WITH HER AND THEN SHE, LIKE, BLEW UP!!!

Arthur: I saw you magic her to death, Merlin.

Lancelot: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAS THE FOOD TOO HOT WAS SHE EATING SOMETHING sPiCy?!?!?

Merlin: No, she was eating salad. What does salad have to do with blowing up?

Lancelot: Because, if she was eating something spicy, that could’ve caught her on fire.

Lancelot: You know, cuz it’s… too… hot…

Merlin: Uhhhhm… Guys I don’t think that’s how it works…

(Merlin and the knights are on a quest sometime season 5)

Mordred: You gotta feel the vibes!

Morgana: (suddenly kidnaps Mordred with magic)

Merlin: You know what? The vibes are better now! The vibes are a LOT better now.

Alcatraz, holding Attica’s lens at 3 AM: tHeY cAn’T hEaR yOu! YoU’rE jUsT a VoiCe iN mY hEaD!

Merlin, to Mordred: Hey, whenever you talk, I vomit, so… Just tryna throw that out there

Uther: Let’s get to seventy THOUSAND executions! :D

Arthur, to Merlin: Stop kissing the dragon! What is wrong with you?

Leo: Alright, Percy. Here’s the deal. If you can guess how many feet I have, you can stay in the round.

Percy: Uhhh…

Percy: 21?

Leo: DANGIT. How’d he know?

Merlin: Someone’s talking about Doordash in my head.

Annabeth: You’re not a flying squirrel.

Percy: I might be!

Percy: I haven’t had McDonald’s in like five years because I like myself :)

Nico: I had it like two weeks ago. Percy. Help.

Percy: Oh gosh, Nico, are you okay?

Battle of the Labyrinth Era

Nico: Wait what happened are you stuck?

Minos: No dude I’m dead I’m a ghost!

Nico: No you’re standing right in front of me!