Source: Ssundee Gang - Tumblr Posts
Merlin: Okay, Morgause is dead. You tell your friends and I’ll tell my friends but I’ll tell my friends that my friends are better than your friends. *runs off*
Morgana: Okay!
Morgana:
Morgana: I don’t have any friends.
Merlin, just out of her earshot: That checks out.
Merlin: I don’t know anything about anything. I just kind of exist and hope for the best, ya know?
Our ability: We unlock the ability to ability!
-Keefe Sencen, probably
Merlin, to Mordred: I’ve got my eyes on you. And not the good eyes. The BAD eyes.
(Arthur is explaining a plan to attack Morgana)
Arthur: Lancelot! You go bottom right!
Arthur: Leon! You go bottom left!
Arthur: Merlin! Run around in circles and cry.
Merlin: (immediately starts sobbing)
Someone: *accusing Merlin of murder*
Merlin: No! I panic-reversed time! 🥺
Gaius: Merlin, you are the worst detective ever! You almost got yourself killed!
Merlin: yes, yes, I apologize.
Moon, yelling over everyone’s thoughts: HI, KINKAJOU!
Kinkajou: Are you yelling at me?
Moon: No, I’m not yelling. I just have a lot of thoughts in my head.
Merlin, to Mordred: Can you PLEASE get out of my face? I will murder EVERYTHING you love!
Merlin, staring at a pile of ashes: Hey, uh, Morgause just magically bursted into flames… uh-
Arthur: (accusatory) Merlin…?
Merlin: Yeah! Like- WAIT WHY “MERLIN” I WAS EATING FOOD WITH HER AND THEN SHE, LIKE, BLEW UP!!!
Arthur: I saw you magic her to death, Merlin.
Lancelot: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAS THE FOOD TOO HOT WAS SHE EATING SOMETHING sPiCy?!?!?
Merlin: No, she was eating salad. What does salad have to do with blowing up?
Lancelot: Because, if she was eating something spicy, that could’ve caught her on fire.
Lancelot: You know, cuz it’s… too… hot…
Merlin: Uhhhhm… Guys I don’t think that’s how it works…
(Merlin and the knights are on a quest sometime season 5)
Mordred: You gotta feel the vibes!
Morgana: (suddenly kidnaps Mordred with magic)
Merlin: You know what? The vibes are better now! The vibes are a LOT better now.
Alcatraz, holding Attica’s lens at 3 AM: tHeY cAn’T hEaR yOu! YoU’rE jUsT a VoiCe iN mY hEaD!
Merlin, to Mordred: Hey, whenever you talk, I vomit, so… Just tryna throw that out there
Uther: Let’s get to seventy THOUSAND executions! :D
Arthur, to Merlin: Stop kissing the dragon! What is wrong with you?
Leo: Alright, Percy. Here’s the deal. If you can guess how many feet I have, you can stay in the round.
Percy: Uhhh…
Percy: 21?
Leo: DANGIT. How’d he know?
Merlin: Someone’s talking about Doordash in my head.
Annabeth: You’re not a flying squirrel.
Percy: I might be!
Percy: I haven’t had McDonald’s in like five years because I like myself :)
Nico: I had it like two weeks ago. Percy. Help.
Percy: Oh gosh, Nico, are you okay?
Battle of the Labyrinth Era
Nico: Wait what happened are you stuck?
Minos: No dude I’m dead I’m a ghost!
Nico: No you’re standing right in front of me!