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The Griefers Go To IKEA
I've had this sitting in my head for a few days and I finally decided to put it in words lol. Also I haven't been to an IKEA in like five years and the closest one to me is in another country so take what's in here with a grain of salt
Let's say they just moved into their shared house and they're in desperate need of furniture--better furniture than the crappy ones they had from previous living arrangements--so they take the trip to the Swedish wonderland of IKEA
Balsam, Tulsi, and Elowen actually want new furniture, Lucan is there mainly to look at all the cool stuff, and Sage is just there for the meatballs
He wants to just go to the cafeteria but Tulsi grabs him by the scruff and drags him along with the group
They test out all the couches that can fit the five of them. I don't think all five of them would be on the couch at any given time but it's nice to have. They'd just sit on the floor anyways lol
Lucan and Tulsi steal as many tiny pencils as they can. Tiny things are cute and they have too many
They have two lists, one for actual purchases and one for whatever Lucan and Sage want that definitely won't be bought
Balsam likes looking at the kitchen model things, running his hands over the islands and appliances and imagining himself using them, in a fancy apartment, with the people he cares about
Sage lays down in all the beds in the bedroom models and invites everyone who passes by to "test it out with him." Tulsi tells him to stop before he gets kicked out
Elowen and Tulsi look at all the fancy desks. Elowen gives me nice desk vibes, and Tulsi wants something for her little office/workspace
Show them one of those desks that switch between sitting and standing, they'll eat that up like groceries
Lucan wants a cool hanging egg chair! You know the kind, but he's afraid that he's too tall and heavy for it. He's a hunk with muscles made for hugging
Balsam wants to look at wall art, so he'll be there. You guys go on without him, he'll be staring at a painting of a cow for two hours
Lucan likes looking at the kids section, he thinks it's all cute and cool. Elowen secretly likes it too but again no one will ever know
You know when they made stuffed animals out of kid's drawings submitted to them? Sage picks the stupidest one there and gives it to Tulsi like "here's your new friend Mr. Pissbaby." Tulsi says she hates it but she clings it to her chest if anyone tries to touch it
Before they go to the lower level to actually get the stuff, they stop by the cafeteria! The boys have been whining about how hungry they are for the past half hour. They're big boys, they need to eat a lot to keep their physicality up
I don't know what exactly they serve there except meatballs, but everyone gets meatballs. It's tradition, you always get the meatballs
Elowen tries to steal food from Sage and he almost stabs her with a knife. Not Tulsi though, Tulsi can have as much food as she wants
After they eat, they go down to the basement and scan the shelves for the names/numbers they wrote down. Safe and Lucan are bored out of their fluffy little tails so they go off to fuck around
The one I last went to had a smaller cafe section with ice cream and stuff so they go there and eat and chill on their phones. They get smoothies for everyone else. Sage tries to steal from Elowen's but Lucan stops him
Finally, after half an hour of looking and three carts (the stuff they got was too big for just one), they're finally done! They go to the parking lot and open up the back of their car and, after many tries, they shove it all in the back
Maybe they should get a bigger car....or another one......
The Griefers Playing Minecraft
I decided to make a little sequel to this post after wandering around for like an hour looking for cacti (spoiler: I didn't find any) and I wanted to experience the lovelies once again. It's gonna have the same basic beginnings as the first post but I don't feel like writing it all out. I'm lazy and tired deal with it
🐇Tulsi Ain🐇
Redstone specialist. She makes every type of farm, all the grinders, and it's all so efficient. She makes me jealous cuz I can't do shit
She steals everything from the villagers lol, but she levels up the traders to their highest level. She probably traps them in boxes or something so she doesn't have to track them down all the time
She has these huge farms of animals, mainly cows, so she can get leather to make books, to make bookshelves, to make an effective enchanting table. She puts so many enchantments on her tools
She named a diamond enchanted sword Zenith...........my darling...............
She tries to capture the bunnies and make a little bunny pen. She gets mad when they keep jumping away. Slippery little fuckers
In terms of a house, she leans more to stone. Polished stone and bricks with cobblestone and mossy bricks dotted around as accents. Of course, everything is redstoned and automated
She spends a lot more time on Minecraft than she'd like to admit, but she likes it and it's fun shut up
I feel like she wouldn't mind being on some sort of roleplaying server, or somewhere she can have a job like a blacksmith and get paid in ores and live a life in a nice little village
She makes a skin that looks like her.......with the wittle bunny ears.........and her apron with a little oil stain on it, just like her real life one..................
She would make tutorials on YouTube for redstone and how to make the farms and stuff. She wants to help people learn
Baby bunny I love her so much
🗡️Elowen de Bhaldraithe🗡️
She loves fighting the monsters! She likes jumping into dark caves or the Nether or the End and just beating the shit out of all of them
She's not that good at fighting at first but shhhh no one else must know
Crossbow is her main long range weapon, it packs more of a punch than a normal bow, along with the magic arrows. Other than that, she uses an iron sword cuz it looks most like her real life swords
She defends villages from pillagers and takes over their outpost when they're all dead. Actually she just defends a village in general. Not for the villagers but for the XP and stuff. Definitely not for the villagers /src
If she does make a house of her own, which she probably won't, she'd use dark oak and spruce. Nice comfy and dark feeling, just like her :3
She tames wolves and brings them along on her journeys. She takes great care to make sure they're healthy and safe. She's sad for a week when one of them dies but will deny any relation to the stupid game you showed her
You know she's a softie at heart of course :3
She wanders around looking for loot--she fishes a lot to feed the dolphins to guide her, she looks for ruined Nether portals, she looks for the spooky mansions cuz sometimes they have loot, anything you can think of
(btw have they gotten rid of the jungle temple things cuz I haven't seen one in years and idk if it's bad luck or if they're just gone)
If she got invited to be like a town protector or a mercenary or something on a roleplay server by Tulsi or Lucan, she'll join, but she still prefers to play by herself
She'll get really focused on it and if you come in and ask her a question she'll jump and fall off the cliff face she was trying to navigate. She throws the phone at you and you don't even know what you did wrong
*sighs* cat wifey......I love her
🐯Lucan de Bhaldraithe🐯
He likes building! He likes making cool things! I like to think he has a secret eye for design so he doesn't need to look at too many tutorials to make things look cool
He audibly gasps whenever he sees a cute mob. Pandas, polar bears, foxes, the itty bitty kibby cats, bees
Listen, he's not a cottagecore kinda guy, but.....he will make a house in a flower field near a beehive because he thinks it's cool
He might try to make a little town in creative mode first and make sure it has all the supplies he needs so he can switch it to survival and live in comfort :3
He'd also play on the same roleplay server as Tulsi! He'd probably be an architect and get paid big bucks (aka stacks of emeralds) to make new buildings for people with new roles
He doesn't understand potions or redstone lol. It just doesn't click with him. He's a smart guy in general don't get me wrong but he just doesn't understand it
Ooooh and banners! He likes making cool banners and hanging them on the outside of houses and using them as waypoints and stuff. Those he does have to follow a few tutorials tho cuz it can be confusing with the layering and stuff
He loves taming animals and will not hide his sadness like Elowen does when one of his wolves dies
He'd also like the allays but when he frees them he just gives them a random item so they don't fly off and it's like...a piece of andesite and he can't figure out how to give them a new item so it never gets to do its job
He loves that you introduced him to this game cuz now he associates it with you, who he also loves! He's such a puppy please I love him--
🐮Balsam Taureau🐮
(that's not an actual last name it's just 'bull' in French)
(please give him a last name I am BEGGING)
Anyways, he's not the best at what you would consider the essentials at Minecraft. He can't make cool buildings like Lucan without a strict tutorial, he doesn't understand redstone like Tulsi does, and he gets shit on by hostile mobs cuz he tends to just run headfirst towards them (blame the bull instincts)
But you know what he is good at? Farming
He has these big sprawling farms that spread out across the plains, or he has the cool terrace farms, either way they're really cool
He grows a lot of crops and he knows all of the most efficient layouts for all the crops cuz he is the Plant Dad and that is canon
He also keeps a bunch of livestock and somehow has the best luck with the chicken eggs (even though he keeps accidentally hitting the chickens with them lol)
He tames horses and names them after the people who are important to him... white and black one named Sage....a ginger one named Lucan.....a brown one named Tulsi......he loves them all and I love him
He doesn't go mining often enough to find rare ores cuz he spends most of his time checking on his crops, so all of his tools are iron
He also won't admit it but he doesn't like going into caves.....he enters one, hears a cave noise, stops, and turns right the fuck around XD he's not about to deal with that
Really the only way he gets rare stuff is by getting paid in the server. He doesn't wanna venture out too far
Your honor he's a Good Boi who just wants to tend to his crops leave him be
MC Petting the Ilephtas, Part Two: The Hornies
Here we go lol. The sequel to this amazing post featuring the rest of the Ilephtas I left out of the first one.
🦌Rime Solano Varela🦌
The first thing you want to pet: his ears. Don't try and convince me you don't, you're just lying to yourself
They're way too fluffy, they're way too adorable, and whether you know it or not you suddenly find yourself cradling his ears
He definitely jumps, he's not used to people touching him, and flicks his ears out of your hands. You might even see the little bump of his tail shooting up too if you're lucky
You apologize, and normally he would just huff at you and leave you alone, but you look so genuinely sad about it.........you miss the fluff already..........
With a sigh, he relents and says you can pet his ears. Carefully, though, they're sensitive
With a grin you take his ears back in your hands and start rubbing your thumbs over his fur, smoothing it out, just playing with it. He's definitely blushing lol
I've never touched a deer's ears but I think they're somft because yes. I think most of a deer is somft
Speaking of that little tail! It's harder to get to than the rest of his body, but I'm sure you can manage it >:3
If you can't, pat his bum bum. Please. For all of us
But really it's so damn cute you can stare at it all day and make Rime embarrassed lol
And his horns! Sexy horns. I know he already has like one sort of clasp thing with a little diamond charm but. Put some more. Make him pretty
Ooooh drag your fingernails over his horns. I know they're made of the same stuff as your fingernails, but I still think it would feel good
Kiss under his ears. Kiss behind his ears. Kiss on top of his ears. Kiss him
🐮Balsam🐮
He might not seem like the type to be super cuddly but he definitely does like his cuddles. He comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your hips, resting his chin on your head if you're shorter or on your shoulder if you're taller. He's always careful to make sure he doesn't hurt you with his horns
If you rub your face against his horns he will melt
Don't get him horn jewelry though, it freaks him out and he'll shake his head around to try and get them off and he might accidentally hit himself against a wall
Also! Give him a head rub! Man has headaches often and he really loves it when you rub his head
His ears don't move around like everyone else's, but they're still interesting. Sometimes if he's really relaxed, he'll let you trace his ear outline. Boop the point of his ears
I think bull's fur is like, a little rough just by looking at them, but he takes great care to try and make his hair soft. It's thick and soft and fluffy :3
Balsam with his hair down........someone please do that
He doesn't really have anything specific with his tail. It doesn't turn him on, and it's not his favorite thing, and he doesn't hate it when you mess around with him. Really just kind of a neutral ground
He will flick his tail fluff in your face to mess with you tho lol
God I need more for Balsam, he got done dirty
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