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7 years ago
Water drinkers: I am boring, but that does not matter because I am cleared. There are no toxins in my body, I will live for 10,000 years, whereas you fools will die within 90. The water’s flow resonates with my soul; I am one with the elements and at peace.
tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential
coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans
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9 years ago
