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Arthur: On a scale of Leon to Lancelot, how impulsive are you feeling right now?

Merlin: *thinking*

Lancelot: I commit identity fraud one time, and suddenly I’m the bad example?

Gwaine: Sorry, you did what?!

Arthur: Would you like a list of the crimes you committed while keeping Merlin’s magic a secret?

Lancelot: …

Merlin: It’s not his fault!

Arthur: And the original question, Merlin?

Merlin: … Lancelot…

Lancelot: Merlin!

Merlin: Sorry.

Arthur: There’s my point. Someone go get Leon to keep an eye on him.

Merlin: I don’t need a babysitter!

Lancelot: I’ll keep Merlin out of trouble, sire.

Merlin: Lancelot can do it.

Arthur: No! The point is to keep you both from being stupid and impulsive!

Gwaine: I am learning so much today.