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1 year ago

*Ahem*

Cabinet Man

Lifetime Achievement Award

Touch Tone Telephone

Spiral of Ants

Redesign Your Logo

Reaganomics

Marketland

The Man in Stripes and Glasses

Bill Watterson

Modify

Amnesia Was Her Name

The Ocean

Jaws

and most importaintly,

Two Trucks

I won the dare motherfucker!!!

I Respect Your Opinion But At The Same Time I Really Fucking Dont

i respect your opinion but at the same time i really fucking dont


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1 year ago

Guys hear me out I have a unified theory


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1 year ago

I underestimated how much I would love this

happy birthday neil!!!

Lyrics:

Two trucks, two trucks havin' TRUCKS.

SEX TRUCKS

Two trucks. My muscles, are TRUCKS.

Two trucks having se-

My muscles, my muscles. My muscles, SEX.

TWO PICKUP TRUUUCKS, MAKIN' SEX. AMERICAN MADE, SEX.

TWO BEAUTIFUL (BWOAAW) MUUM SHEESH

CRY

SEX SEX, SEXING SEX. (owo) SEX TRUCKS SEXING TRUCKS (oh yes)

My muscle- (augh) INVOLUNTARILY SEX (HUAHG)

TRUCKS, TRUCKING TRUCKS. (oh yes)

Two trucks. (yes)

My muscles, my muscles, EXPAND

EEEEEEEEEEE

RIGHT BY MY SIDE, THERE'S ZEEZ. AND ROBERT ZEEZ; FROM MANIAC COCK

3 3 and 3!

THIS BARBEQUE COULD BARBEQUE YOUR KNEES!

AND SO COULD THESE

TWO TRUCKS

*rapid spitting and beatbox solo*

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

TWO TRUCKS, HANDS.

THE PASH- THE PASH-

IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TWO TRUCKS

TWO TRUCKS

THE PASSION, THE PASSION.

MY BIG FAT HEART EEUghhhPAAAAAAA-

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS, ONE CYLINDER BLOCK.

CRUSH MAH BOHDAYY, LIKE A COCK.

So beautiful!

NO STARS TONIGHT JUST STARS

EEEE-

THE FOUNDING FATHERS COCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING TRUCKS. (yeas-)

TWO TRUCKS- (oh y-)

MY MUSCLES, (EAUGH-) MY TRUCKS. INVOLUNTARILY FUCK

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEEEEEEX.

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SE-

MY MUSCLES, (oooh) MY MUSCLES, (OOOH)

INVOLUNTARILY-

*clap clap*

*clap clap*

YEAAA HEE HEAAA HEEEE YEAAAH- *loud thud*

*Lemon Demon - Jaws starts playing*

TWO TRUUUUU- (having sex)

TRO TRuuuuuCKS (having sex)

TWO SEX (sexing sex sexing sex sexing sex)

TWWOOO TRUCKKS (sexing sex)

TWWOOOOO TRUUCKS (sexing sex)

TWOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUCKS (sexing se-


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