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PJO/HOO characters as things my friends have said:

Percy: Get a hobby other than kidnapping my mom.

Annabeth: The only thing you’re fucking is stupid.

Leo: I smoke bitches and eat weed!

Leo: Hey ladies, I’m sometimes dangerous but I’m always toast!

Nico: this is a life or passing out situation!!!

Will: They Yassified Snoop Dogg?!?

Percy: I’ll show you Titanic, Get in the ocean.

Annabeth: I’ll be the one to beat up Gandhi

Piper: We girl boss our way into Buckingham palace

Nico: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Genocide!

Percy: Glacial rivers are sooo yesterday

Hazel: how bare you ditch!!?

Leo: Don’t be a whore…be the imposter among us.

Piper: Tax evaders hips don’t lie.

Jason: Bruh! They tried to ratio me because of you!

Will: Who needs Student Council when you have being gay?

Nico: Gnomeo and Juliet shouldn’t have had a happy ending, gotta stay true to the lore.

Frank: you know, if you think about it: Ball is Life

Leo: I will take all the loonies and toonies from your wallet and shove them up your ass

Frank: Feel the embrace of Justin Trudeau, Our Lord and Saviour.

Jason: you ever just drown with the homies?

Leo: Eat ass and kick names!!!…no wait.

Annabeth: I have integrated note taking application into my ass

Jason: you fucked yourself into this you have to fuck your self out

Octavian: *using voice changer effect* I am a tyrant and I except it!!!

Piper: I only gaslight in the pursuit of Justice💅

Jason: You look scared, like Bambi. Hopefully your mother doesn’t die.

Leo: Yum! This water tastes like cheating the economy!

Annabeth: The Olive Garden of Eden!

Percy: you know you got the most gottable knees!

Jason: it’s always gotta come back to nascar!

Jason: Fly like a bird…I ONLY FLY LIKE A G6!

Hazel: It’s after 9pm, all bets are off!

Percy: God I love peer pressure! It’s such a group activity!

Octavian: I have an addiction to murdering children

Leo: In the all new Ford F150, we put a giant wooden pole in the driver's seat so you can always drive with a stick up your ass.

Percy: I said it when I was drinking toilet water

Rachel: The drawing is not done, that’s why it’s not done.

Bonus:

Mr. D: Verbal Abuse is the answer!