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Dam im dating my picrew self

Stolen from twitter bc I need to see everyone's answers

Ima be that cool gay aunt lmao

For those who don’t know, I will be ranking spooky month characters’ smoochability based on snappiness (whether or not they’ll rage on you), goofability (whether or not they’re a silly goofy guy), patheticness (whether or not they deserve a kiss), yuckiness (whether or not they’re a health hazard), and cuteness (or hotness or coolness or anything to replace that). Each will be worth 2 points, so the lowest a character can rank is 0/10 and the highest is 10/10. (Characters can receive only one point if needed for certain catagories.) (Some characters will be ranked as gremlins if they are short and they will get forehead kisses.)

#2: Robert

Rank: Gremlin (forehead kiss)

Snappiness: Not snappy at all, just a very chill guy who earned both of these points. +2 pts

Goofability: Very much a silly goofy guy, two pointies for that. +2 pts

Patheticness: Well, he got hypnotized by Eyes and his sister got sick, so we can give him a sympathy point. +1 pt

Yuckiness: Seems clean, but he’s a teenage boy so he probably eats worms. +1 pt

Cuteness: Total cutie pie with a silly goofy smile deserving of two points. +2 pts

Total: 8 pts! Robert would be skipping around until he tripped on a rock and hit his head on a tree and started to cry. You would pull him up by his arms, dust off his sweater, and give him a little smooch on the forehead to make him feel better. He smiles and thanks you politely before getting back up and skipping off to his destination.

Who should I do next?

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this came to me in a dream etc

Ther say your lockscreen is the reason your alive.

Wanna know why i have this?

GAY-