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1 year ago

lev has the most insane character progression ever and it almost makes me laugh bc of how absurd it is… bro goes from being in a religious fervor of giving up his body to almost joining a native american reservation to becoming a clapper to then becoming a famous political personality to getting blown up then becoming jesus for tithes then making his way to the airplane graveyard AGAIN to save connor then trying to be a hitman to parts pirates then tattooing as many unwinds names as possible then posing as a clapper at the statue of liberty (to become a martyr for the cause)


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4 months ago

he’s a ten but he was raised to have his body parts harvested at 13 years old as a religious sacrifice.

spoiler alert: he didn’t die. somewhere along the road, though, he ended up practically becoming a patron saint.

what’s his rating now?


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