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Give it to me gay- *wheeze* this just got better and better

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

So I was tickling my brother the other day, and he’s trying EVERYTHING to get away. He hides in my mom’s closet and yells, “I’M GAY! GO AWAY!”.

My formerly-a-pastor, very Christian grandfather loses his crap.

My brother admits he was joking, and I’m just lying on the ground, dying of laughter. Like- losing my friggin mind.

Never have I been so proud of my brother.