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lesbotron6000

5 months ago

Lord Asriel, I, as a fellow human being, fully endorse this campaign of yours to strike down a god

However, I'm gonna need you to kill yourself

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this man is soooo fucking shitty like are you kidding me that bear is a better dad his dark materials asriel belacqua lord asriel lord asriel belacqua

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mythological-mayhem

1 year ago

Zeus: So what do you guys do?

Quetzalcoatl: I control the winds and the dawn.

Huitzilopochtli: I fight star demons to keep the world from ending.

Tezcatlipoca: I bring about strife for the purpose of change.

Xipe Totec: I make good life decisions.

Zeus: That’s not really a—

Quetzalcoatl: No, trust us, he’s the most important brother.

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and yet xipe totec has never gotten the chance to be the sun like are you kidding me you let TEZCATLIPOCA be the sun before him justice for Xipe Totec he will handle pretty much anything better than anyone aztec mythology aztec gods greek mythology greek gods mythology crossover

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